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So answer me this...

The other night I was watching Jack the Giant Slayer. Yeah a spine on Jack and the Bean Stalk... so the bean grew into a bean stalk. But there were no beans.

That`s when I got to thinking, I`ve not seen bean in any of them. 🤔 There have been countless variations on it and not one goddamn bean. What kind of farming is that?

So what I`m getting at is, it isn`t a beanstalk, it`s a fucking vine! 😡

These are the things that go through my head late at night. 🙄

Me: Go have a nap old man.
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
You need to cut down on the caffeine and bagels my darlin’
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Pinkstarburst
Kiesel · 56-60, M
Time to open an investigation into what Jack did with the stalk beans as he was commuting up and down on it
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Kiesel Bad farming.
Kiesel · 56-60, M
@Degbeme beanless miracle grow?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Kiesel If I planted beans and got no beans, I`d be pissed. 😡
AnotherWeirdo · 41-45, M
I mean, typically the plant grows first and then the beans come somewhat later? Maybe he didn't have the patience to wait for the harvest before climbing it?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@AnotherWeirdo You see how fast they grew, you would have thought some beans would show up.
exexec · 70-79, C
When I come up with things like that when watching a movie or TV show, my wife throws me out of the room. I get a lot of alone time.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
You should know where the beans went since you are almost old as time 👀
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Callaghen · 61-69, M
No you are right not one been to be found , i feel ripped off
Yeah wouldn't the beans be gigantic then? 😅
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SStarfish Yeah! Vegan wet dream.😬
Lilymoon · F
You bean losing sleep 🤦🏻‍♀ 🤪
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Lilymoon @Bexsy I got her for you...

BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BobbyMoeven ah... sorry.

 
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