So answer me this...

The other night I was watching Jack the Giant Slayer. Yeah a spine on Jack and the Bean Stalk... so the bean grew into a bean stalk. But there were no beans.

That`s when I got to thinking, I`ve not seen bean in any of them. There have been countless variations on it and not one goddamn bean. What kind of farming is that?

So what I`m getting at is, it isn`t a beanstalk, it`s a fucking vine!

These are the things that go through my head late at night.

Me: Go have a nap old man.