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So answer me this...

The other night I was watching Jack the Giant Slayer. Yeah a spine on Jack and the Bean Stalk... so the bean grew into a bean stalk. But there were no beans.

That`s when I got to thinking, I`ve not seen bean in any of them. 🤔 There have been countless variations on it and not one goddamn bean. What kind of farming is that?

So what I`m getting at is, it isn`t a beanstalk, it`s a fucking vine! 😡

These are the things that go through my head late at night. 🙄

Me: Go have a nap old man.
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InfernoTouch · 41-45, M
I bet Jack didn’t even pay property taxes on that castle in the clouds. Total scam. Next, you’ll tell me Humpty Dumpty wasn’t actually an egg
swirlie ·
@InfernoTouch
Humpty Dumpty NEVER WAS an egg.

Humpty Dumpty was a potato.