I’m going into my portal.

There is a portal in my bedroom closet. My portal can take me anywhere. It can take me to other dimensions and other worlds in other universes and I can go back in time or into the future and I can fly to the moon and around the sun and see all the planets and I can make time go faster or make time go backwards. My girlfriend says it’s just an ordinary cardboard box but she just doesn’t know how to make it work.