Remember that time when smurfette gave all the smurfs syphilis and they all turned purple and said " gnat" ?

I remember that. Very educational. I learned a lot from watching the Smurfs. When I was in grade school, I told a girl that I wanted to smurf her.
She said “huh?”
I said “I want to smurf you.”
She was so confused so I told her to go home and watch the Smurfs and meet me back here tomorrow. The next day she came up to me and said “I want you to smurf me right now.” The next thing you know I put my smurf in her smurf and we were smurffing so hard. Then she smurfed all over me and I smurfed right in her mouth. Ever since then I smurf all the time.

I remember the time Brainy Smurf calculated that all Smurfs were blue do to inbreeding courtesy of Papa Smurf, who was father to all.
Naturally this made Grouchy Smurf…very ornery.

yes, I remember them being darker and saying gnat a lot.

She's such a smurfing smurf!