Remember that time when smurfette gave all the smurfs syphilis and they all turned purple and said " gnat" ?

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Ghostinthemachine · M

I remember the time Brainy Smurf calculated that all Smurfs were blue do to inbreeding courtesy of Papa Smurf, who was father to all.
Naturally this made Grouchy Smurf…very ornery.

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@Ghostinthemachine That show was disturbing now that I think about it 🤔

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User I never watched it, not even the movies.
But…I did go as Smurfette for Halloween one year, no lie!

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine I was really into them as a kid ...I was a strange kid ...smurfette eh? Ha !

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User so was my little cousin.
That’s who I borrowed the costume from.
Well, at least the white hat with blonde locks.
All my buddies were hitting on me. The girls just laughed or stared and kept their distance.

#epic Halloween fails

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@Ghostinthemachine hilarious!