Lean on your shoulder

This one

Make out when you are single and good girl travelling with family

Shout Allu Akbar?

People who do this

The captain losing his way to the airport.

Watching videos without headphones, talking loudly, using the whole armrest

Take the window seat.

Breathe

Talk in Arabic and sit by the emergency door

breath

Play slot machine games on their iPad w the volume on and no ear buds

The airlines allowing the hoi polloi to walk through First Class to get to their seats in the back.

Can't the airlines find a way to board those creatures without me having to acknowledge their existence as they wander by me, on the way to their section?

Crash and burn

These comments are lame and disappointing. Js

Talk too loud and nonstop

In some cases, board them.

Fart?

Try to interfere during an alien abduction and cause the whole plane to crash.

Think of ways to complain on the news when they get to the airport. 🗣

Probably the same annoying things they tend to do in a movie theater.

never been on a plane