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I do complicated math problems and write thesis statements
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@deadgerbil I widdled my horns down so I don't even know how you can see them
At least you can't see my tail
At least you can't see my tail
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@SW-User Fortunately I’m good at math and finance so you can focus on controlling the [social] media.

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@Harmonium1923 glad one of us lives up to those stereotypes
nudistsueaz · 61-69, F
Nope, it's a bad idea. It has caused many accidents.

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@nudistsueaz good point.

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@nudistsueaz @SW-User how did this post become about death by sex ? 😂🤣

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@SW-User natural progression
ElwoodBlues · M
Never.
However, Android Auto has a method where you can use voice commands and speech to text to respond to texts verbally, and I have used that. But it's the same as having a conversation in the car.
However, Android Auto has a method where you can use voice commands and speech to text to respond to texts verbally, and I have used that. But it's the same as having a conversation in the car.

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@ElwoodBlues I've never used that feature. I usually just leave the phone alone when I'm in the car. If anyone calls I just avoid it and call back later.
ElwoodBlues · M
@SW-User Yeah, I should mention that it offers to read the text to you, then asks for a response. You can always ignore it, but I like how you can keep your eyes on the road, hands on the wheel, and sometimes provide a useful text response.

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@ElwoodBlues That sounds pretty useful actually. I should check it out.
BLP11520 · 61-69, M
No it’s against the law and company policy
Mistakesmakeus · M
@BLP11520 its not illegal until you get caught

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Absolutely not. If someone sends me a text and they need an answer quickly, they should call me on my speaker.
Again: dad thought he answered this on his account. (He's drinking again)
Again: dad thought he answered this on his account. (He's drinking again)

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@SW-User oh. Hi the man 🍻

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@SW-User Oh hi Barb. I had no idea you were dad 😉

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@SW-User well, now you know 🙂
Mistakesmakeus · M
No, by gee golly who would ever do such a thing *says while driving down the highway at 100mph (thats 200something kilometer per hour for backwards people who use the metric system)*
Mistakesmakeus · M
@Barebum61 ah okay.. sorry i cant mathematics that i meant 150 mph (300 kilometers an hour for backwards people that use the metric system)
Barebum61 · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus your name says it all ,U are wrong again
Mistakesmakeus · M
@Barebum61 my bad bruh man, what i meant was 125 mph (or 769 kilometers per minute for backwards people who use the metric system)
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
You can always tell those people. The suddenly slow down on the highway and start waving in their lane. Or they do not go when the light turns green. Very annoying.

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@JimboSaturn That reminds me of an incident that happened years ago on the highway. Some idiot made a near complete halt on the highway. Luckily I wasnt one of those idiots that drives up too close, I otherwise would not have had enough time to avoid a direct hit.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@SW-User Idiots! yes good thing you left some distance.
helenS · 36-40, F
Yes of course I text while driving, and I'm proud of it because it's quite difficult to ride my bike through the woods with no hands. 🚲
Colonelmustardseed · 36-40
No. I use voice-to-text on my watch, and hope all the words show up properly

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@Colonelmustardseed Haven't you had any voice to text embarassing moments?
Colonelmustardseed · 36-40
@SW-User Not embarrassing, but confusing because it’s captioned stuff after I thought I’d turned it off. Stuff I said to other drivers got mixed in.
PoetryNEmotion · F
Never. My cell is in my purse or work bag. I am not addicted to it. I think people caught texting and driving should lose their licenses for good. Too many accidents. Come down hard on them. You an addict? Get real help.
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Nah, I don't know how people do it. And that difficulty explains all the accidents

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@deadgerbil I've noticed quite a few people do it. Makes me want to strangle them.
robertsnj · 56-60, M
I do not--I am good at putting my phone not near me when I drive. But interesting I think a lot of people who text and walk (at the office, on your street at the grocery store) probably do text and drive even if they don't admit it. I base that idea that people who think they can multi-task with a task being texting . No idea on how to test that idea though

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@robertsnj Sounds about right though. You see it with women that apply make up while driving. Granted that's something you might notice at a red light but still.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
most cars have hands free telephone, why don't people just use that.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
I don't drive.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@SW-User I have never driven.

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@Entwistle Understood. So you always relied on public transport? What's it like where you're from? It's pretty horrible from my side of the world.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@SW-User Public transport is good here. Many regular bus and train services.
Justafantasy · M
You want a reason to stop, sit in the passenger seat of someone who does
easterniowegin · 51-55, M
VERY carefully and only in extreme situations.
assemblingaknob · 31-35, F
Only when I wish to see God 🙏🏾
BalthazarBlake · 61-69, M
No, it's illegal here.

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@BalthazarBlake It should be illegal everywhere really
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
Never
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
No.
Lilymoon · F
No I'm not insane
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Nope. I don't drive, and rarely text.

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No
meggie · F
No
No, I'm not dumb.

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@MsSwan I know that my dear.😉
bijouxbroussard · F
Not at all, though the last time I drove I didn’t own a cell phone. But I wouldn’t, I’m so focused I can barely drive and hold a conversation with a passenger.

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@bijouxbroussard I know that level of focus but a can talk. When I started driving I'd be so focused I'd develop a headache 😅. My biggest fear was causing a Muti vehicle accident.
Elessar · 26-30, M
No, I ignore the phone altogether when I drive. Whoever needs me can wait or f*ck off

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@Elessar Exactly!
Rutterman · 46-50, M
No. My mama didn't raise no fool.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
No, that is as idiotic as driving while drunk 😐
CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
I do not drive, and it is rather difficult to access my cellular phone while I am flying.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I SEX AND DRIVE
empanadas · 31-35, M
Yes, I like getting into car accidents. Oh how much I enjoy them
deadgerbil · 26-30, M