This is Pinky Munster

I had a Citreon I called "F'ing piece of shit" regularly.

From 2007 until 2011 I owned a really nice dark cherry red Saab C900 3-door hatchback built in 1989. I called it 'jabberwocky'.

In early 2011 I fell asleep 5 minutes away from work driving into to work for a midnight start and crashed into an embankment at just under 60 kph missing a power pole by about half a metre. The car was a write-off, but the proper design of the Saab classic 900 saved my life (no airbags or. Fortunately the car didn't catch fire. I was able to force a door open to get out and call police.

I miss that car a lot. But that incident was my very very very big wakeup call to the effects of fatigue. I consider myself very lucky to still be alive. My gorgeous 6 y/o daughter would not exist had I died on Feb 6 2011.

No. That's just weird. I do name some of my guns though.

No, my brother used to do that, but I can't get into that.

No offense, but it seems weird to me.

My air purifier is named Durkly.

We call my bf's car "Goldie" lol

I normally call them. Why is it not working

Only when they break down. Then they get a myriad of profane names.

I have an all black truck. Black Betty is the name.

I had a Dodge Colt I named Nelly. As in "C'mon, Nelly. You can do it, Nelly".
We had a Plymouth Caravan we called "the Whymo". All the letters fell off the back of it except the Y, the M and the O.

I feel for it. I let them tell me. My big red van is named Miss Murder.

I only ever had Lucy, she was made of Lego 😩

No I`ve never named my vehicles, well unless something goes wrong with them, then they get a lot of names.

I only name cars I’m attached to 😁 The first car I bought with my own money came with a number plate that had the letters “FIE” so we called her Fietje, which in Dutch here is often a pet name for Sofie.
I later had a colleague named Sofie who was so jealous of that plate lol.
I have one from work now that my husband named Starship 🙈 and when he gets his, he’ll name it Falcon 😂

I’ve never felt a pull to name any of my vehicles, but my mom had a station wagon when I was a kid that I would call Big Patty in front of people, and Patass when no adults were in earshot.

No

I had a straight piped diesel truck with a aftermarket exhaust brake, guys at work called it the Tractor....

They was called Jill for 8 year '2 cars' now its just Jim on the windscreen.

Really, I never even named my motorcycles and I loved them!

Its never been a personal relationship..😷

No, but a friend who loves to speed named her's after a comet.

Mine just get nicknames, more so than people names.

My truck is simply, 6.0 because thats what size motor it has
I have an old Ford Escort thats called, Scootin Scort
My Jeep is called Shaky J because it shakes a lot while its idling
I also have a little convertible called Jitterbug, because it also shakes a lot when it is idling.

Currently they are numbered 3 through 8

Our fleet is currently Biggie, Wanda, Roxy and Stick Horse

My truck is named Natasha as in Boris and Natasha

No, but I’ve called them a few.

I had a lindsay I called linds.
The jeep is just jeepy lol

Lita sounds divine.

When I'm pulling wrenches on it, it's "goddamnfuckinpieceofshit"....

I have a green mustang i call darla

Yeah she’s daisy juke lol 😂

My daughter had a bright green car and we named it mushy pea 🫛

if my car was a human

Don't but gfs did
I do like your choices of vehicles

The Banana!!
Named by my wife!
Olivia!

My wife names all of our vechiles

I had a old Chevy named damn you
I would say start damn you so the girlfriend at the time said that’ll a good name for it

Yeah, money pit.

little burro

My wife always named her cars..
I can barely ever remember the license plate number on mine!

Of a ffff bag of shixxx

Not always, but I call my work van Ol' Squeaky.

I started riding motorized minibikes on our farm when I was 10 years old, then I bought my first well-used street/trail bike when I turned 16 and a motorcycle has been my mainstay for getting around ever since.

The bike I have now is an MV Agusta F4 which I re-named 'Augie Doggie' with blood-red goth lettering hand-painted on it's flat-black gas tank. I even have a personalized metal license tag/plate on the back which says "AUGIE".

Some people roll down their car windows at stop lights to ask me if my first name is really 'Augie'? I finally starting answering, "YES! How did you know?!". Then they'll introduce themselves, sometimes hand me their business card, then we all speed away when the light turns green!

Me and Augie Doggie! 🏍️

My wife does. I did name two of my vehicles over the years though.