Do you name your vehicles??

Do you get creative with the names, or do you just wait and get a ‘feel’ for it.:..? Let’s hear ‘em!!

For the last few years I’ve had Jenny (my Jeep)
Before her was Lita, my sleek, sexy Ford F150 all decked out in black 😉
And prior to Lita was Ruby. A deep red Ford explorer.

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OldBrit · 61-69, M

I had a Citreon I called "F'ing piece of shit" regularly.

LordShadowfire · 100+, M

@OldBrit Oh, my god. I had a 96 Chevy Astro van that was so bad I ended up writing a song about it. It was a parody of "Awesome God" called "My Van Is A Piece Of Shit":

Well, the dash goes dark when you turn on the light
(My van is a piece of shit)
It's an eyesore by day, and terrifying by night
(My van is a piece of shit)
And the door doesn't work, you have to climb in through the window
It's a really high climb, and it hurts just a bit
The back door only works when it wants to
Cause my van is a piece of shit

Chorus:

My van is a piece of shit
I wish we could get rid of it
But my dad would throw a fit
My van is a piece of shit

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@LordShadowfire if I could, I’d give this comment BC 😀