ive been trying to get ahold of my birth certificate for a job, and the clerk's office sent me an email saying they didnt have my birth on file..

Apparently I was nv born. How am I here!?

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births deaths and marriages office?.

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

How many offices are there!? How many people am I paying to hold my personal information

lolz.. its just one department.. every city might have an office..

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

Now I understand y taxes are so high

ProfessorPlum · 70-79, M

An interesting plotline for a "Twilight Zone" episode.

maybe you were never registered but you would need your birth certificate for various things as you are 26-30 ie school,passport....very strange

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

What? How do u register a baby? Was I a car? WTF?

@DontMindMe No you cheeky git. In Scotland we register a birth of a baby & register to vote.

Try a diffetent county. Talk to family members that would know for certain.

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

My mom told me I was born here... Wtf

@DontMindMe ypu will have to start looking om your own? Try the census records and put in parents name try nearby counties if the birth county fails

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

I think it's more likely these people are stupid

HelpIsNotOnItsWay · 26-30, F

Your mother made you out of clay and asked Zeus to bring you to life.

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

That explains why I don't know my dad... And my mothers love of ceramics

Goralski · 51-55, M

Hmmmmm perhaps your mother kidnapped ya

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

🤔 u might be on to something

Dropped
Hatched
or Incubated would be guess.

Abbenthewarwolf · 18-21, M

Maybe your mum didn't tell you something

😐

DontMindMe · 31-35, M

👻 *sprays ghost goo at you*

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