I think hypocrisy is the funniest form of irony.Ever notice how people complain about others who share their same traits? People judge judgemental people. People look down on pompous people. People insult rude people. It makes me giggle.
just wtf..My four year old keeps farting on me and running off dying laugh.. where the hell did u learn this behavior
how can I be a better American?Should I start spending 60% of my yearly income on weapons? Would that help?
do you misplace you agreesion on other people?You know what, NVM... Screw u and the hole u crawlled out of.
I think it's weird that places like tinder are the only places to meet girls these days....U feel safer meeting up with someone because they made some social media profile? That makes it safer? WTF happened to meeting people at bars and stuff... I want that
I just want a fireplace, a cheesy movie, and someone to cuddle with...Does that make me gay? I feel like that makes me gay
I hate having to make decisions responsibly... why does there always have to be consequences for bad choices?
is it common for girls to hit guys if they like them???Or is it forshadowing an abusive relationship?
work place relationships are weird...Especially when they have been in a relationship with someone else at work
it's weird for a 27 yo to respond to advances by a 19 yo.... right?Like that's too much of an age difference....
if the cow was born in America, raised in America, killed in America, sliced and prepped in America;Then wtf is so Italian about this beef sandwich?
I almost want to commit a crime and be sent to jail for 6 months....I could use some time off.... Ffs going back sounds good some days
I'm beginning to have a hard time believing everyone is created equal.I come across people my age and older struggling to work at a decent level delivering pizzas or other simple things as basic as driving a nail. And often, I meet people even younger then me with more skills in multiple areas and more drive then I... See More »
that feeling when u r trying to impress a girl with your mad cooking skillsAnd u realize you forgot to grab eggs as you are preping the food.... Do she just suggests grabbing McDonald's
to any contractor or construction worker making homes that uses the product "smart board"Ur the worst type of person. You're basically making $200,000 cardboard boxes.
