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ProfessorPlum
61-69, M
United States
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1st Week of SW
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1 Yr Active
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I enjoy reading, walking, dining out and trivia. My nickname describes me.
Is it possible for a person to be a day older AND a year older on the same day?
It can if it is his/her birthday.
61-69, M
1 reply
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Nov 4, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Love Jokes, Riddles And Humor
I am going to change my name to Simon and always speak in the third person.
61-69, M
5 replies
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Oct 25, 2017
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I Love Snow
"A blanket of snow will NOT keep you warm" Captain Obvious.
61-69, M
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Oct 8, 2017
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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor
In retrospect, I think it would have been more economical to buy the tuxedo we buried my uncle in, as opposed to renting it.
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Oct 7, 2017
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What is your favorite idiom?
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater."
61-69, M
22 replies
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Sep 22, 2017
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Education
Just sitting here on Skype in my clown suit.
Freaking people out. Apparently , there was a hit movie out this weekend? :(
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6 replies
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Sep 10, 2017
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Miscellaneous
How many members are in the "Twenty-seven Club"?
Name them.
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9 replies
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Sep 9, 2017
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Miscellaneous
My favorite Rolling Stones song is .......
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30 replies
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Sep 9, 2017
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Music
If a person or business charges $15.00 for a case of water that normally sells for $3.99 inan area with an impending hurricane, is that price gouging?
Or, supply and demand?
61-69, M
7 replies
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Sep 8, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Who likes puns?
I work at a zoo. Things get kind of wild, at times.
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2 replies
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Sep 4, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Boy to date: "Do you like Kipling?"
Girl replies: "I have never kippled."
61-69, M
6 replies
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Sep 4, 2017
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Books & Literature
Happy Labor Day weekend!
Enjoy yourselves and be safe.
61-69, M
2 replies
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Sep 2, 2017
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Miscellaneous
How do I locate the account of someone I blocked?
61-69, M
11 replies
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Aug 30, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
61-69, M
3 replies
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Aug 27, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Like Famous Quotes
First, they came for the Socialists. I did not speak out. I was not a Socialist. Then, they came for the trade unionists. I did not speak out. I was not a trade unionist. Then, they came for the Jews, I did not speak out. I was not a Jew. ...
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Jul 26, 2017
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I Need to Vent
Someone posting "Your an idiot." is an example of irony. :)
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Jul 18, 2017
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Have you ever seen a ghost?
If so, provide some details, such as how old you were, whether or not you were alone, and so fort.
61-69, M
21 replies
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Jul 3, 2017
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Experiences
What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
61-69, M
6 replies
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Jun 30, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Before the novel "Catch 22" was published, what expression did people use when they found themselves in a no-win situation?
61-69, M
11 replies
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Jun 26, 2017
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Books & Literature
Do you like limericks?
There once was a lady from Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger.
61-69, M
6 replies
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Jun 19, 2017
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Books & Literature
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