If you aren't named Alien I probably hate you n eveything about you

I’m on a tight budget. This will reduce my greeting card burden.

If you are an exception you're either very aware or too hard on yourself to realize

I appreciate your honesty

You're either talking about the cat distribution system or intruders planted in our midst to observe and report back to the mothership. Either way, you'll find only one of them here.

I realized that a long time ago lol I feel pretty lucky though

aliens sooooooo adorable so i get it

Oh wow that is my name 🙃

I am not. Please accept my invitation to hate me and everything about me.

I know a couple of aliens, I used to be one

I know a guy named Allen...we cool??

Well...huh.
There is a line...

I call myself Alien 😌👽

Ive come to terms with it

oh. well. noted, I guess.

I eat worms.

Well, Alien is a pretty awesome cat. 😊

I am an alien. I presume that counts.