I never want to get married, but I do want to be carried over the threshold.

It just sounds fun

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WillaKissing · 56-60, M

Where are you at, and what do you weigh? We can make a deal?

SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T

@WillaKissing kansas, and you do NOT ask a lady how much she weighs!!!!!! :P

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@SarahAndSamantha You are right, and I will pay your penance.

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

Like in a firemans carry???

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

@SarahAndSamantha But a firemans carry is the most efficient way to carry someone....

ninalanyon · 61-69, T

@WolfGirlwh0r3 Efficiency is not the point here.

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

@ninalanyon Efficiency is ALWAYS the point!!!

Matt85 · 36-40, M

Mostly everything about weddings is nonsence apart from the blessing.

TexChik · F

If you let that happen … they will expect some bootie for their efforts! Nothing is free ! 😂😉

SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T

@TexChik lol. If I like somebody enough to trust them enough to carry my pudgy butt, they're probably gonna get some bootie anyway :P

TexChik · F

Juvia · 22-25, F

I can probably do that if you're okay with being given a piggyback ride

SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T

@Juvia piggyback rides are fun too :)

RoxClymer · 41-45, M

Marriage is just a legal/ financial scam

Im more interested in a LTR without the legal/financial pressure

PTCdresser57 · 61-69, M

Just wear a wedding dress and wedding lingerie would be amazing

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

Ill carry you! Lol

Barebum61 · 61-69, M

What if I throw my coat down and let you walk over it

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