I never want to get married, but I do want to be carried over the threshold.

@DiegoWolfe Not very romantic!

@ninalanyon Op said no marry so no romance

@DiegoWolfe It still needs to follow the proper form.

@ninalanyon What the heck is proper form then?

@DiegoWolfe Surely the man (or partner taking that role[1]) should carry the woman (or person taking that role[2]) in their arms.

1. whatever that role is.
2. presumably a different role.

@ninalanyon So a firemans carry works then!

@DiegoWolfe It's not a wrestling match!! :P

@SarahAndSamantha But a firemans carry is the most efficient way to carry someone....

@DiegoWolfe Efficiency is not the point here.

@ninalanyon Efficiency is ALWAYS the point!!!