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I picked the lock of my front door!

This is the first time I’ve successfully picked a lock aside from those see-through practice locks! I feel accomplished
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Nice! But now I’m definitely not telling you where I live 😂
What school are you attending? The College of Mayhem and Looting?
Teslin · M
Looks like I am going to have to get an alarm 🤣
RedBaron · M
Why not just use the key?
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@RedBaron you are not the fucking law dipshit
RedBaron · M
@Zeuro And you feel the need to resort to name-calling. What is your issue? You are not a very nice or intelligent person.
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@RedBaron it’s very hard to recognize in others what you lack in yourself 💅
JonathanC · 61-69, M
Great. Is your lock easy to pick? And is your address?
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@JonathanC idk it’s a pretty standard front door lock
Londonn · 36-40, M
congrats, I got lock picking tools too, it's a fun activity haha
is this code for you masturbated 🤔
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@Nunlover LMAO
Vaper · 36-40, M
Pretty cool skill set to master.
Nebula · 41-45, F
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Time to change the lock.If you can pick it so can burglars.Also the police are shite where you live or your neighbors are blind.
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@tallpowerhouseblonde I live in a fairly low crime area tbh
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@Zeuro Not if you start picking other people's locks it won't be.😁
Houdini · 56-60, M
Good on you. Now try to pick the lock on some handcuffs lol
Wol62 · 51-55, M
Awesome! Remind me to double lock my doors with you around!
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔............Nice......Now you need to start to practice on some Safes.........lol
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
Why would you need to pick the lock to your house
@Zeuro Incidentally if you steal anything just FYI I'd be willing to buy it off your hands as long as you don't charge full price because I am a reseller by nature and know how to get rid of "Hot" packages like that online and how to handle receiving stuff like that over the post. You can PM whenever.

"But why! I can sell it myself at full price!" Because sometimes you need money NOW and not later?

and Why handle sales when that's time you could be spending honing your craft or taking more stuff? It's a hassle.

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Because if need be I can fucking mix Proxychains with that as well over TOR and just laugh as LE tries to unravel the massive knot thats filled with multiple DEAD ENDS.

It Expert here.

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I have an EIN I'm registered with the state I pay taxes and I already run a fully legit business, so... offloading some less legit inventory is easy. it's literally what I do already only with less legit inventory.
Zeuro · 26-30, F
@BetweenKittensandRiots I’ll def keep that in mind!
@Zeuro I hope your serious lol.

Especially because you don't look much like a thief.

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I used to steal things too but it just became easier to be legit.
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
You're well on your way to a life of crime!
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
Now go and burgle!
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Really now? Cause I know some friends that could use your skills...
CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
Good. If you can open locks without keys, you will never need a locksmith.

 
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