Christians: What does Satan do?

An old joke.

Martha was addicted to buying clothes and her husband John explained their finances couldn't survive her shopping sprees.

"I know!" Martha wailed. "I just can't help myself."

John made a suggestion: When you feel yourself about to buy an unnecessary dress, say, "Get thee behind me, Satan!"

So Martha did that but when she came home with another pricey new dress, John looked at her with disappointment.

She hurried to explain."I just trying on the dress. I didn't plan to buy it. When I saw how pretty it looked in the dressing room mirror, I said, firmly, "get thee behind me, Satan."

She sobbed. "And Satan said, "It looks wonderful from back here!"

Deceives and Instils the belief that there is no satan and that he doesn’t do anything

Become president

Hides himself so you won't recognize him and tells you that because other people do things that are bad they must not be bad after all because everybody is doing that.

Erodes your self-confidence and lose hope also tempt others into an easy way to get things etc.

I recommend you read "The Screwtape Letters"

Pays their taxes, unlike the counterpart

Bring presents to celebrate the birth of Jesus…oh no wait a minute, that’s the dyslexic answer

Myths are kind of unresponsive to anything

Satan, n.

One of the Creator’s lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Half-way in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. “There is one favor that I should like to ask,” said he.

“Name it.”

“Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.”

“What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of
eternity with hatred of his soul—you ask for the right to make his laws?”

“Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them
himself.”

It was so ordered.

I'm probably missing something but....
It's Satan's job to punish sinners for all eternity, yet he's the bad guy for doing that?

The modern idea of satan is a mashup of folklore and medieval church ideas and has very little to do with the bible.

It varies .
I dont know but for men .
It tries to fill your mind with lies .
And another one to watch porn .

Kill, steal and destroy…

He probably does alot of paperwork

Drinks moonshine and smokes the lettuce with the super devil

Read the screwtape letters by cs lewis, my dear ....

Temptation....

I'm not Christian, but to me, he tells me to playing human dominoes with people in a long queue.

I'm not a Christian, but I've studied his role in the religion at length. It fascinates me, because it's so weird. In the Old Testament, particularly in the Book of Job, he seems to have a role similar to a district attorney, accusing humans of violating God's law, and prosecuting them. That would tend to indicate that he's on the side of good. But then, in the New Testament, much is made of him rebelling against God, which supposedly took place before the events of Genesis. So apparently, he goes around tempting people to sin against God, even while he's supposed to be acting as God's prosecutor.

Knocks on the door and then runs away. He's an annoying little bastard