Who here has a criminal record?

Yep. Driving without a licence and Trespass. When I was a kid I went for a joy ride in tractor thing at a mining site.

Not me, been arrested a few times, but never charged or charges were dismissed in court

I have an arrest record but the charge was expunged.

guilty, not sorry

Im a Saint 😇

Nothing worth bragging about

I used to make paper guns and shot tiny paper balls at my classmates in hight school.

(It actually stings)

You mean like Phil Spector?

Not me. Been arrested but no charges.