Who here has a criminal record?

Yep. Driving without a licence and Trespass. When I was a kid I went for a joy ride in tractor thing at a mining site.

I used to make paper guns and shot tiny paper balls at my classmates in hight school.

(It actually stings)

Not me, been arrested a few times, but never charged or charges were dismissed in court

I have an arrest record but the charge was expunged.

guilty, not sorry

Nothing worth bragging about

Im a Saint 😇

You mean like Phil Spector?

Not me. Been arrested but no charges.