The Onlyfans CEO confirmed in a written statement today that his decision to ban porn was a result of a shame-filled orgasm 🤔
BlueVeins · 26-30
ik this is a joke, but iirc business contracts are automatically void if they're no longer feasible due to circumstances outside of your control.
stratosranger · M
Oh no. Did you buy a lifetime content package?
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@SW-User kind of gross to still see people use that slur to this day especially in the context of trying to cause offense lmao ,but ok
stratosranger · M
@PepsiColaP You get what you give
@stratosranger if Marina diamandis said so I support. like a simp

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This is how I'm going to fund all of my unpopular ideas. Reel in people with sex and get lifetime subscriptions then flip the script.

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@MethDozer I don't get it. lol
MethDozer · M
@SW-User Offers sex content to men for money, uses money to KILL ALL MEN

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@MethDozer The capital W really threw me off. Makes total fucking sense now.
I wanted um to use bitcoin and ethereum :( its too late now
MethDozer · M
@TryingtoLava Splain?
@MethDozer cryptocurrency silly :) i have alottttt invested in it
theAlchemist · 61-69, M
*watches the legal battle*
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midnightrose · F
Onlyfans changed their mind.
MethDozer · M
@midnightrose Ahhh so the website owes the incels their money back.
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
No, they don't even have that much self respect
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
The simps and incels will be raging behind their screens now that the spicy stuff is gone lol
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Anything that stops them applying for gun licences is a useful distraction...

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They sent me an email


MethDozer · M
@SW-User You're a pornstress?

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@MethDozer hahahahahaha My link is in the bio
MethDozer · M
@SW-User this has to be a joke. I'm not clicking
I cant wait for those court cases to start.
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkSZj-rzBWI
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
incel? e-thot? I thought we were human?

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@zonavar68 Are you familiar with the concept of a subset?
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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Gee, it sure is a shame there isn’t some place on the inter webs that offers free porn! We could start one for them I guess…could name it pornhub, or youjizz, or xhamster or something 🤷♂️
Oh wait, those site exist? And the people who paid good money for basically the same thing are idiots? Hmmm 🤷♂️
Oh wait, those site exist? And the people who paid good money for basically the same thing are idiots? Hmmm 🤷♂️
stratosranger · M
@Zaphod42 …youjizz…😆

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Incels lol

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There's a lesson somewhere in this story. Idk what the fuck it is but it's there somewhere
MethDozer · M
@BlueVeins I
Yeah, because those payment providers can be held responsible for being payment intermediaries for illegal content. What I said it was is exactly what it is. The payment companies didn't care that they stop hosting porn, they cared they stop hosting content they could have legal consequences from. Only fans chose to stop hosting all pornographic content because it is easier and cheaper for them. Onlyfans isnt a victim here dude. Only fans chose to close shop because a few payment companies found it dangerous to do business with them and instead of enforcing better policies they gave up.
Yeah, because those payment providers can be held responsible for being payment intermediaries for illegal content. What I said it was is exactly what it is. The payment companies didn't care that they stop hosting porn, they cared they stop hosting content they could have legal consequences from. Only fans chose to stop hosting all pornographic content because it is easier and cheaper for them. Onlyfans isnt a victim here dude. Only fans chose to close shop because a few payment companies found it dangerous to do business with them and instead of enforcing better policies they gave up.

















