How well do you think you'd do if you were a character in a typical horror movie?

Well I’m already one up by not being black, so all I need to do be be at least third in line to die is not show my tits to the camera. But I do smoke weed sometimes, and by movie rules I’m required to be no later than fifth to die because of that 🤷‍♂️

Poorly. I'm mentally ill and a drug addict, we're often unsympathetically murdered in media.

Pretty well, I’ve seen too many horror movies so won’t make the same mistakes. Like to think I’d be like Gail Weathers or Laurie Strode

I've never thought about it before. I don't think I'd survive. Depending upon how scary the monster is, anywhere between pissing myself, all the way up to having a massive heart attack, and everything in between.

The fat guy usually buys it 3rd or 4th, right after the two hot people fucking and the only black guy in the movie.