How well do you think you'd do if you were a character in a typical horror movie?

What would you do to try and survive if you were like trapped in a mansion with a monster after you?

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M Best Comment

Well I’m already one up by not being black, so all I need to do be be at least third in line to die is not show my tits to the camera. But I do smoke weed sometimes, and by movie rules I’m required to be no later than fifth to die because of that 🤷‍♂️