Frankyboy · 46-50, M
Hulk Smash !!!
SubstantialKick · 36-40, M

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
Thankful for my water sprayer nozzle thingy. Down the drain he goes.
View 5 more replies »
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@CereBellum Not a problem. I have very big, important hair that always needs taming.
@Pinkstarburst Taming or Helmet Head?
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@CereBellum Taming! I gave up helmet hair in the early 90’s 😂
Piper · 61-69, F
Make a little whimpering noise and step back, probably. Then I would get either the designated cup or my bug vac, catch it, and release it outside.
@Piper Do those spider vacuums really work? Are they still alive when put outside?
Piper · 61-69, F
@CereBellum Yes, they've worked well for me. The kind I have is not intended to kill insects, and never has when I've used it.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
Put him outside...If I can rescue the little chap.
@AndysLoft Exactly what I did. He simply fell into sink by mistake. Others would have said “nuke him.”
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Save him and put him outside.
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
🤔 give it a tiny sombrero and send it on its merry way.
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
@CereBellum yeah, that too, so it's way becomes really merry 🥴
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Degbeme hahaha- too funny.
RoxClymer · 41-45, M
Down the drain with him, but I hope he's alright...

SW-User
Probably the same as you, take a picture.
Namor69 · 41-45, M
Byeee!!

SW-User
Take him to safety
sciguy18 · M
Let it be...
heavyone2 · 61-69, M
Splat, sorry... but I've been spider bitten before...so...
CakeByTheOcean · 26-30, F
Smush
Save it.
Talesfromthedarkside · 26-30, M
Eat it

SW-User
@Talesfromthedarkside Profile picture verified.
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
@TwistedSister True, but if he decides to bite you, could be a wee bit painful. Especially if he were to jump on your face.
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@WillaKissing Overkill for sure.
Run. For the camera. Oh, hell wheres the macro lens... wait, do i also want an extension tube? Better get a light, too.
PrivateHell · M
Dead. Plain and simple. One of my official duties around here is "spider killer"
PrivateHell · M
@CereBellum fam8ly is terrified of them and hates them, so i have to kill them
@PrivateHell Arachnophobia.
PrivateHell · M
@CereBellum yes both the spouse and my son
HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
It would be dead instantly.
ExtremeNext · 36-40
Stand on it and squash it till its eyeballs pop out 👀
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
At least its not a White tail spider, those fuckers hunt you down like Inigo Montoya.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Punch it