Your initial reaction to finding this guy in your sink?

@FlowersInHerHair Too big for the drain.

@CereBellum Gonna have to go with smush’n it then.

@FlowersInHerHair Careful. It’s a Jumping Spider.

@CereBellum Hair spray. Freeze that sucker in his tracks! Then smush. Then drain.

@FlowersInHerHair Except the hairspray needs to be XXXXXX strong.

@CereBellum Not a problem. I have very big, important hair that always needs taming.

@FlowersInHerHair Taming or Helmet Head?

@CereBellum Taming! I gave up helmet hair in the early 90’s 😂