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Funniest way to respond to "sorry I stood you up last night" text?

For those who didn't see it, I got stood up last night with my first text being ignored and my second responded with "Take a hint, bitch".

Just got a text from him profusely apologizing and wanting a second chance. My instinct is to ignore, but part of me wants to be mean. What ya got for me?
HijabaDabbaDoo · F Best Comment
Girl, there's more red flags here than in China.

whowasthatmaskedman · 61-69, M
How about "While I appreciate your offer, I have come to realise the nicest thing about you was that you allowed me to dodge your bullet. Your loss. Dont call again."...
ScarletWitch · 26-30, F
No. Do Not contact em back or we'll be mad at u 😡
Turkr · 36-40, M
be nice, and accept the apology, and give a date, and send guys there to beat him.

And never talk to him again.
[@370627,Nadie] [@902047,Sarahandahalf] I second this response
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, T
[@370627,Nadie] [@1162,ProdigalSummer] yeah, he's out of my life before even really getting into it. But, I'm having a hard time passing up the opportunity to laugh at him :P
RogueLoner · M
Listen to the whole song. Your answer is there!

JupiterDreams · 26-30
Ignore him. You can do so much better
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
{@sarahandhalf] very difficult after his initial text makes you wonder what is going on with him . the fact he stood you up then was rude about it .makes me suspicious his sudden change of tact and his guilt over what he did
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
[@994436,CuriousCuckold] maybe with the baseball references 😆
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, T
[@994436,CuriousCuckold] and to think, I was seriously thinking about a homerun, too :P
CuriousCuckold · 61-69, M
[@902047,sarahandahalf] Things can change as teh game progresses. Sorry you were stood up.
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, FVIP
I wouldn't give him another chance.. not even to get revenge.. he behaved really badly and showed he doesn't respect you... so trying to get even might just backfire.. your energy would be better spent elsewhere with people who respect you as the starting point[center][center][/center][/center]
Who dis? 🤔
Nanori · 26-30, F
Break his legs and say "now you have a real reason for not showing up"
Eddiesolds · 56-60, M
He doesnt sound nice at all. You could do way say ignore him
CuriousCuckold · 61-69, M
Get out of the shallow end of the pool.
everyoneknows · 31-35, T
wtf lol.... say goodbye to that loser
SW User
Throw your phone in the bin
everyoneknows · 31-35, T
'take a hint, psycho.'
Nanori · 26-30, F
[@902047,sarahandahalf] make sure it's the one u take out of the fire just then
CuriousCuckold · 61-69, M
[@902047,sarahandahalf] There is no reason to kill him!
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, T
[@994436,CuriousCuckold] Agreed. Death would end his suffering, and we don't want that :P

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