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Funniest way to respond to "sorry I stood you up last night" text?

For those who didn't see it, I got stood up last night with my first text being ignored and my second responded with "Take a hint, bitch".

Just got a text from him profusely apologizing and wanting a second chance. My instinct is to ignore, but part of me wants to be mean. What ya got for me?
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HijabaDabbaDoo · F Best Comment
Girl, there's more red flags here than in China.

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And never talk to him again.
@Nadie @SarahAndSamantha I second this response
SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
@Nadie @ProdigalSummer yeah, he's out of my life before even really getting into it. But, I'm having a hard time passing up the opportunity to laugh at him :P
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
How about "While I appreciate your offer, I have come to realise the nicest thing about you was that you allowed me to dodge your bullet. Your loss. Dont call again."...
JupiterDreams · 31-35
Ignore him. You can do so much better
Who dis? 🤔
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@sarahandhalf] very difficult after his initial text makes you wonder what is going on with him . the fact he stood you up then was rude about it .makes me suspicious his sudden change of tact and his guilt over what he did
smiler2012 · 61-69
@CuriousCuckold maybe with the baseball references 😆
SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
@CuriousCuckold and to think, I was seriously thinking about a homerun, too :P
CuriousCuckold · 70-79, M
@SarahAndSamantha Things can change as teh game progresses. Sorry you were stood up.
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
I wouldn't give him another chance.. not even to get revenge.. he behaved really badly and showed he doesn't respect you... so trying to get even might just backfire.. your energy would be better spent elsewhere with people who respect you as the starting point
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ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
No. Do Not contact em back or we'll be mad at u 😡
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Londonn · 36-40, M
be nice, and accept the apology, and give a date, and send guys there to beat him.
CuriousCuckold · 70-79, M
Get out of the shallow end of the pool.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
He doesnt sound nice at all. You could do way better.id say ignore him
SW-User
Throw your phone in the bin
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Nanori · F
@SarahAndSamantha make sure it's the one u take out of the fire just then
CuriousCuckold · 70-79, M
@SarahAndSamantha There is no reason to kill him!
SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
@CuriousCuckold Agreed. Death would end his suffering, and we don't want that :P
Nanori · F
Break his legs and say "now you have a real reason for not showing up"
everyoneknows · 31-35, T
'take a hint, psycho.'
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everyoneknows · 31-35, T
wtf lol.... say goodbye to that loser
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