Funniest way to respond to "sorry I stood you up last night" text?

For those who didn't see it, I got stood up last night with my first text being ignored and my second responded with "Take a hint, bitch".

Just got a text from him profusely apologizing and wanting a second chance. My instinct is to ignore, but part of me wants to be mean. What ya got for me?

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smiler2012 · 56-60

{@sarahandhalf] very difficult after his initial text makes you wonder what is going on with him . the fact he stood you up then was rude about it .makes me suspicious his sudden change of tact and his guilt over what he did

CuriousCuckold · 61-69, M

@smiler2012 Or that he stood her up for someone else and got rejected by them. Tried to steal second base but got caught in a rundown.

smiler2012 · 56-60

@CuriousCuckold maybe with the baseball references 😆

SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F

@CuriousCuckold and to think, I was seriously thinking about a homerun, too :P

CuriousCuckold · 61-69, M

@SarahAndSamantha Things can change as teh game progresses. Sorry you were stood up.