In order from strongest to weakest: Coptic Jesus Orthodox Jesus Oriental Orthodox Jesus Latin Jesus
Coptic & Orthodox Jesus are decisively stronger than Oriental Orthodox and Latin Jesus since they both have staffs and pet sheep. Coptic Jesus beats Orthodox Jesus because Coptic Jesus's staff is much meatier and his sheep is in a much more deployable position. Also, Orthodox Jesus has a very punchable face, an extremely exposed throat, and a movement-restricting cross on his back. Oriental Orthodox Jesus beats Latin Jesus because Oriental Orthodox Jesus has a protective crown AND a Bible. Latin Jesus' heart is also exposed on his chest AND covered in barbs, meaning that he could very likely be killed in one clean hit at relatively little cost to the attacker.
@poisonouscupcake Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, you survivors of the nations! They have no knowledge who carry about their wooden idols, and keep on praying to a god that cannot save.
@Straylight Oriental Orthodox Jesus looks nervous. Judging by his glare I think Eastern Orthodox Jesus is pissed at him for playing semantics and stepping on his Orthodox toes.
Coptic and Latin Jesus are just in the wrong place at the wrong time and found themselves in the middle of it.
OH NO! It's Protestent Jesus! It's Protestent Jesus! What's he doing here? Protestent Jesus is in the building folks! Who invited him? Protestent Jesus isn't supposed to be here.. somebody get him out of here.
