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Who would win in a four way death match fight?

Latin Jesus
Eastern Orthodox Jesus

Coptic Jesus
or Oriental Orthodox Jesus
BlueVeins · 22-25
In order from strongest to weakest:
Coptic Jesus
Orthodox Jesus
Oriental Orthodox Jesus
Latin Jesus

Coptic & Orthodox Jesus are decisively stronger than Oriental Orthodox and Latin Jesus since they both have staffs and pet sheep. Coptic Jesus beats Orthodox Jesus because Coptic Jesus's staff is much meatier and his sheep is in a much more deployable position. Also, Orthodox Jesus has a very punchable face, an extremely exposed throat, and a movement-restricting cross on his back. Oriental Orthodox Jesus beats Latin Jesus because Oriental Orthodox Jesus has a protective crown AND a Bible. Latin Jesus' heart is also exposed on his chest AND covered in barbs, meaning that he could very likely be killed in one clean hit at relatively little cost to the attacker.

Coptic Jesus shreds, 9/10.
MethDozer · M
@BlueVeins Supporting the underdog. Very Christian of you
*Kpop Jesus enters the chat*

MethDozer · M
@faithfulhusband 🤣🤣🤣🤣
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
coptic jesus is the short king
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MethDozer · M
@poisonouscupcake Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, you survivors of the nations! They have no knowledge who carry about their wooden idols, and keep on praying to a god that cannot save.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@poisonouscupcake we shall worship the hobbit
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
eastern orthodox jesus can throw me over his shoulder like that
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ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
@MethDozer as the pope i can confirm this
summersong · F
Clearly Eastern Orthodox Jesus.
MethDozer · M
@summersong Seems to be the heavy favorite.
summersong · F
@MethDozer he’s got a dead lamb and the stigmata. Can’t fuck with that.
Straylight · 31-35, F
Eastern Orthodox all the way.
MethDozer · M
@Straylight Oriental Orthodox Jesus looks nervous. Judging by his glare I think Eastern Orthodox Jesus is pissed at him for playing semantics and stepping on his Orthodox toes.

Coptic and Latin Jesus are just in the wrong place at the wrong time and found themselves in the middle of it.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Don’t count out Oriental orthodox Jesus. He’s wirey but quick.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Orthodox Jesus looks like he could throw down .
TrashCat · M
SEXY Jesus Hands down
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MethDozer · M
@DemonicDelight totally. He's pissed.
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MethDozer · M
@DemonicDelight The people's favorite
SW-User
Eastern Orthodox 😌
MethDozer · M
@SW-User Word. You can tell he's been tested by his gritty no-nonsense facial expression.
SW-User
@MethDozer And look how easy he's holding the sheep
MethDozer · M
@SW-User He's like motherfucking Bruce Lee with that lamb
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Idk. Coptic jesus and east jesus got that lamb and stick. Maybe the lamb is fierce.
PrincessAwesome · 22-25, F
Based on those pictures, definitely Eastern Orthodox Jesus.
MethDozer · M
@PrincessAwesome heavy favorite.
Yulianna · 22-25, F
they're so busy turning other cheek, the world falls off its axis...
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Eastern Orthodox for sure. That's a beast mode face.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
2 or 3....
4 would break upon handshake 🤝
MethDozer · M
Lostpoet · M
Latin Jesus is the cutest one.
Jamesy · 41-45, M
Thats easy the Kungfu Jesus
Banksy83 · 41-45, M
Its just Jesus on tour
Eastern Orthodox 😅
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
latin jesus
AccursedAlexander3 · 31-35, M
The real one.
MethDozer · M
Eastern Orthodox Jesus looks like he means buisiness to me.
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MethDozer · M
*sound of glass breaking followed by heavy guitar


OH NO! It's Protestent Jesus! It's Protestent Jesus! What's he doing here? Protestent Jesus is in the building folks! Who invited him? Protestent Jesus isn't supposed to be here.. somebody get him out of here.

(JR) Oh dear Gawwwwwd.


Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Protestant Jesus with the whip! Where’s the red?!

 
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