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Who would win in a four way death match fight?

Latin Jesus
Eastern Orthodox Jesus

Coptic Jesus
or Oriental Orthodox Jesus
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BlueVeins · 22-25
In order from strongest to weakest:
Coptic Jesus
Orthodox Jesus
Oriental Orthodox Jesus
Latin Jesus

Coptic & Orthodox Jesus are decisively stronger than Oriental Orthodox and Latin Jesus since they both have staffs and pet sheep. Coptic Jesus beats Orthodox Jesus because Coptic Jesus's staff is much meatier and his sheep is in a much more deployable position. Also, Orthodox Jesus has a very punchable face, an extremely exposed throat, and a movement-restricting cross on his back. Oriental Orthodox Jesus beats Latin Jesus because Oriental Orthodox Jesus has a protective crown AND a Bible. Latin Jesus' heart is also exposed on his chest AND covered in barbs, meaning that he could very likely be killed in one clean hit at relatively little cost to the attacker.

Coptic Jesus shreds, 9/10.
MethDozer · M
@BlueVeins Supporting the underdog. Very Christian of you