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Brianthesnail · 56-60, M
We both wanted a threesome but couldn’t agree who to invite
Nimbus · M
Well, first I would have a head fit. Because if he wants a threesome, it means he is not happy with me, alone, and he will probably be out screwing around on me anyway.😡
When he left for work, I would throw all his stuff out on the front lawn and squirt it liberally with every condiment in the fridge. 😁
Then I would go and clean out the bank account. (Just fantasizing now, because I wish I had done this in all three of my marriages). 🤣
Then I would file for divorce. Easy peasy. Had lots of practice.😉
When he left for work, I would throw all his stuff out on the front lawn and squirt it liberally with every condiment in the fridge. 😁
Then I would go and clean out the bank account. (Just fantasizing now, because I wish I had done this in all three of my marriages). 🤣
Then I would file for divorce. Easy peasy. Had lots of practice.😉
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AbbeyRhode · F
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Good ol' Dolly :)
forty7seventy4 · 46-50, F
I would laugh.
Then I would double check to see if it's April Fool's Day.
Then I'd tell him good bye and good luck.
Then I would double check to see if it's April Fool's Day.
Then I'd tell him good bye and good luck.
Nimbus · M
@forty7seventy4 I think I would too :)
Magenta · F
Not going to happen, that's not my definition of a [i]partner[/i].
summersong · F
Did it once. Not a fan.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Go outside and check to see I`m in the right house. 🤔
sciguy18 · M
I never understood threesomes.
Why would I want to disappoint two women at the same time?
Why would I want to disappoint two women at the same time?
TexChik · F
A dick punch! 😡
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
My reaction...are you comfortable with your brother in bed with us? I have the hots for him so I'm game.🤣
Nimbus · M
@FreeSpirit1 Good one :)
LeggyOldWench · 51-55, F
@FreeSpirit1 You are a naughty girl. 😘
saragoodtimes · F
he can barely handle Sara. no need for a third
Nimbus · M
LadyJ · F
I'm not good at sharing 😏
Lilymoon · F
Hell no. 🤣
QueenandCrown · 41-45, F
Nope!
Nimbus · M
RubySoo · 56-60, F
Id say yes....and tell him to invite his best mate! Hed panic....as i doubt he'd have another guy in mind...lol.
But....my hubs wouldnt say this. He'd never share me.
But....my hubs wouldnt say this. He'd never share me.
My girlfriend said she wanted to have a threesome, and I was all for it, but then she said, "I get to pick both of the guys, okay?" 😢
SW-User
it would be a fuck no
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 😜
Budwick · 70-79, M
I need a new partner.
BlueVeins · 22-25
idk how i'm even holding one relationship, let alone inviting some other chick
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Nope
Nimbus · M
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I told you before, NO WAY I would sleep with the Greek Liverpool supporter
Extant1 · M
Not only a no, but a rather serious discussion about why I alone are not enough to satisfy, and that since it was unsatisfying enough to breach the topic, should we not simply part ways .....
Obviously they want more than I alone can give!
I think they should get what they want !
Obviously they want more than I alone can give!
I think they should get what they want !
Go find 2 people...enjoy
MARTAisback · 22-25, F
Put the kettle on
Nimbus · M
@MARTAisback lol,
Finally 🥳🥳🥳
Nimbus · M
@Notladylike 🤭
Iwillwait · M
Buh-bye.
SW-User
We've had this conversation a few times
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
I’d check his viagra bottle and spike his drink
@Keepitsimple I think I'd like some shepherds pie! Mashed potatoes and a whole lot of ewe! 😏
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@puck61 😉
Nimbus · M
@Keepitsimple 😝
SW-User
He wouldn't be brave enough to ask. And if he were he better find 2 cuz I'd be gone.
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 👍
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Why do you want to disappoint a second person?
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
He knows better.
Nimbus · M
@MrsKatherineArch Good to hear 👍
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
@Nimbus call me selfish, but I’m not going to share my husband, and I’m not interested in being shared. It’s that whole “forsaking all others” thing.
Nimbus · M
@MrsKatherineArch Perfectly reasonable 👍
BlueRain · F
I would not care I don’t even want a twosome with him.
MissTaken · 36-40, F
Are you available Nimbus 😉😉😂😂
shuhak · M
* I thought you said you knew how to play chess.
* Look, I know you don't like Windy, but we simply can't play bridge with only three players.
* Seriously?? We can barely afford the two kids we have now.
* Look, I know you don't like Windy, but we simply can't play bridge with only three players.
* Seriously?? We can barely afford the two kids we have now.
SW-User
Been there, done that.
I was the third..
If it was my relationship I'd say no because I should be enough for her and i wouldn't want to share the woman I love with someone else..
The only exception might be if our relationship was poly from the start.
I was the third..
If it was my relationship I'd say no because I should be enough for her and i wouldn't want to share the woman I love with someone else..
The only exception might be if our relationship was poly from the start.
SW-User
@SW-User Mine was..and I still won't do threesomes.
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
It's about time.
deadgerbil · 22-25
Nah
Nimbus · M
@deadgerbil 👍
KuroNeko · 41-45, F
I have done that a few times, it's never been my idea, but it's always ended badly. Oddly it was the suggester in all cases that was the one who had second thoughts during the event.
Stillwaiting · M
Think that would be the last push toward filing for divorce .. this marriage is enough of a train wreck without something like that being added to the mix.
Nimbus · M
@Stillwaiting 😧
ZenKitty · 31-35, F
Knowing he is straight, I will just pick one of the hottest guy to be with. 😏
Keeper · M
My ex was bi - so for me, it was the best of both worlds.
But, I'm also comfortable with myself and don't exhibit jealous traits.
But, I'm also comfortable with myself and don't exhibit jealous traits.
SW-User
I'll be like totally disinterested in him . And ask him if he wants a body count.
I'd just leave tbh.
I'd just leave tbh.
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Seems fair.
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
I would ask her if she really didn't mind me and 2 other women in a threesome lol 😁
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes Good turnaround :)
After the divorce then can do whatever
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
I’d say definitely.... me, him and my divorce lawyer 😜
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
I would say sure. We have before I loved it
Nimbus · M
ImplodingVoices · F
Disappointment and disgust.
Nimbus · M
SW-User
Suits me :)
Nimbus · M
@SW-User lol,
SW-User
@Nimbus I'm happy to share. The more the merrier, whether it's MFM or (preferably) FMF ;)
SW-User
Ok, let’s call Tyrone
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 😝
AdaXI · 41-45, T
Yey.
乂^◡^乂
乂^◡^乂
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