Well, first I would have a head fit. Because if he wants a threesome, it means he is not happy with me, alone, and he will probably be out screwing around on me anyway.😡

When he left for work, I would throw all his stuff out on the front lawn and squirt it liberally with every condiment in the fridge. 😁

Then I would go and clean out the bank account. (Just fantasizing now, because I wish I had done this in all three of my marriages). 🤣

Then I would file for divorce. Easy peasy. Had lots of practice.😉

I would laugh.
Then I would double check to see if it's April Fool's Day.
Then I'd tell him good bye and good luck.

Not going to happen, that's not my definition of a partner.

Did it once. Not a fan.

Go outside and check to see I`m in the right house. 🤔

I never understood threesomes.

Why would I want to disappoint two women at the same time?

he can barely handle Sara. no need for a third

I'm not good at sharing 😏

Nope!

Id say yes....and tell him to invite his best mate! Hed panic....as i doubt he'd have another guy in mind...lol.

But....my hubs wouldnt say this. He'd never share me.

I need a new partner.

My reaction...are you comfortable with your brother in bed with us? I have the hots for him so I'm game.🤣

Nope

Hell no. 🤣

idk how i'm even holding one relationship, let alone inviting some other chick

Not only a no, but a rather serious discussion about why I alone are not enough to satisfy, and that since it was unsatisfying enough to breach the topic, should we not simply part ways .....
Obviously they want more than I alone can give!
I think they should get what they want !

Finally 🥳🥳🥳

My girlfriend said she wanted to have a threesome, and I was all for it, but then she said, "I get to pick both of the guys, okay?" 😢

Buh-bye.

Put the kettle on

Go find 2 people...enjoy

We've had this conversation a few times

He knows better.

Why do you want to disappoint a second person?

It's about time.

He wouldn't be brave enough to ask. And if he were he better find 2 cuz I'd be gone.

I told you before, NO WAY I would sleep with the Greek Liverpool supporter

Been there, done that.
I was the third..

If it was my relationship I'd say no because I should be enough for her and i wouldn't want to share the woman I love with someone else..

The only exception might be if our relationship was poly from the start.

* I thought you said you knew how to play chess.

* Look, I know you don't like Windy, but we simply can't play bridge with only three players.

* Seriously?? We can barely afford the two kids we have now.

Nah

A dick punch! 😡

I have done that a few times, it's never been my idea, but it's always ended badly. Oddly it was the suggester in all cases that was the one who had second thoughts during the event.

Are you available Nimbus 😉😉😂😂

I would not care I don’t even want a twosome with him.

After the divorce then can do whatever

Think that would be the last push toward filing for divorce .. this marriage is enough of a train wreck without something like that being added to the mix.

I’d say definitely.... me, him and my divorce lawyer 😜

I would say sure. We have before I loved it

My ex was bi - so for me, it was the best of both worlds.
But, I'm also comfortable with myself and don't exhibit jealous traits.

I'll be like totally disinterested in him . And ask him if he wants a body count.
I'd just leave tbh.

Yey.
乂^◡^乂

Ok, let’s call Tyrone

Works for me.

Suits me :)

My response is determined largely by exactly who the proposed third person is and exactly what their role in it is.

Answer straight back, 'When, and.. am I involved and if not, can I watch...please?,'

with who?.

nope!

Disappointment and disgust.