They like to talk about their surgeries

Dagnabit, you little whippersnapper, I'll show you something floral-scented! Now get me a bran muffin and some Metamucil and get off my lawn before I turn on the hose!

I’m 65, don’t use perfume and only use milk in my cereal.

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They talk about the past

they drive slow..... there are some exceptions though.

They do not eat a lot.
That is so true of my parents. I do not think they eat enough.

They complain about the younger generation

Define 'old'. When I was a teenager it was anyone over 30. Now I'm rather older, it's anyone over 80. There were far fewer over 80s that I knew in the 60s/70s, but a bus driver I was chatting to at as he took his break told me he was 75 next month. He was as alert as he needed to be...and opinionated. 😄

The women complete about who is the best cook.

The most stubborn people known to man.

ask @PepsiColaP she's the expert

They're all very "conservative" (pardon my French) and set in their ways.

Boomer. That's all sone kids say. I'm like what the hells a boomer.

I have heard a LOT of nasty comments. Particularly about their driving. Whenever an elderly person was driving safely and slowly on the highway, the ex used to call that person a Whitehead.

They relish in gossiping and talking all day long about their livers and aches and pains.

that their meat is tough

They shake when they pour stuff

Webster packs

They’re nearer to death

wierd...

old woman musk perfume smells more like cardboard decomposing in a damp basement to me... 🤔

They drive slow as shit.

Total BULLSHIT, I and my wife wear no perfume or scented shit, we drink coffee and wine everyday, I love my bourbon, I still work despite being retired, mow our own grass and shovel snow, I hunt often walking 6 miles each time, I shoot skeet and win often, my wife runs 3 miles 3 times per week, we like to hike nude in secluded areas.

We are both over 60 yr.s

They don’t have to do shit like work.
That is really bad.

This applies to old men too ?
One stereotype about old men is them wearing their slacks pulled up to their nipples. 🤭

That they all smell of pee and mothballs.