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KillerShrek 路 26-30, M
Your mom?
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SW-User
@YukikoAmagi It's so fucking dry 馃槀
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YukikoAmagi
@SW-User [c=#359E00]lack of creativity..[/c]
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SW-User
@YukikoAmagi Touche虂
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MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
His sack.
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MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
@SW-User my kinda girl
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SW-User
@MrBrownstone 馃檲
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MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
@SW-User Dirty mind!
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adorbz 路 26-30, F
he plays with your toys while you鈥檙e sleeping 馃憖
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Viper 路 M
@SW-User 馃槻 ... well clearly, you are enjoying your time on the naughty list ;)
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SW-User
@Viper 馃槒
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Viper 路 M
@SW-User lol, I'm sure you're in good company 馃槒
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Rutterman 路 46-50, M
Rudolph. And let's try to keep this from Mrs. Claus, okay?
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SW-User
@Rutterman @SW-User that's it, let's "deck his halls"
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Rutterman 路 46-50, M
@SW-User Let's do it now. This has been going on way too long. 馃巺馃
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SW-User
@Rutterman anybody got a Nutcracker?
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PhoenixPhail 路 M
His north pole?
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SW-User
@PhoenixPhail Brilliant! 馃槀
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PhoenixPhail 路 M
@SW-User 馃馃グ
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SW-User
@PhoenixPhail 馃
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SW-User
His guns?
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SW-User
@SW-User He be killin' them naughty children...
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Reject 路 26-30, M
I鈥檇 imagine it鈥檚 the hoes. He鈥檚 always happily mentioning them not once or twice, but three times in a row and I鈥檝e never see a man more jolly when bringing them up. He鈥檚 practically laughing with delight every time.
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SW-User
@Reject They must be his ho's :P
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Reject 路 26-30, M
@SW-User 馃槀 Well he鈥檚 resourceful, I鈥檒l give him that.
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SW-User
@Reject 馃槀
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ArtieKat 路 M
Q: What do you call a shark who delivers Christmas presents?
A: Santa Jaws!
馃槀
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SW-User
@ArtieKat 馃槀 Oh boy
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Dewms
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE

馃槼
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SW-User
@Dewms 馃槀
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HannahSky 路 F
The naughty list 馃搩
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SW-User
@HannahSky 馃槀 And proud!
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SW-User
@SW-User noted. 馃槒
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SW-User
@SW-User 馃槤
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JustEd 路 41-45, M
His best elf. They鈥檙e just the right height.
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@JustEd 馃槀 They're his ho's
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JustEd 路 41-45, M
Even a little spot to sit his milk. @SW-User
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SW-User
@JustEd 馃槀 Bruhhh
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SW-User
It's Rosey red and nvm
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@SW-User Last year I got a pair of shorts. I want my refund of trust! 馃槧
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SW-User
@SW-User that ho ho ho. I'll jingle his bells 馃槕
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SW-User
@SW-User 馃槀
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SW-User
santa has a midget fetish, why else do you think he has elves as workers?
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SW-User
@SW-User Lol I've thought so too
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SW-User
I'll get on the naughty list of I tell you...
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SW-User
@SW-User Haha that's been done for a long time now :P
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SW-User
@SW-User I should keep a better check on you then. 馃槀
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SW-User
@SW-User Haha
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Pseudonym 路 26-30, M
So you know those carrots your parents told you to leave out 'for Rudolph'... 馃馃挬馃憖
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SW-User
@Pseudonym 馃槀
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XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
i tell u when ur older let just say if u be naughty he be nice to u on christmas day 馃槀
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XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@SW-User I hope u get that jacket u wanted for Christmas 馃槉
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SW-User
@XDHyperGirlXD1 馃グ I hope so too! Thank you!
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XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@SW-User 馃槉
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xRedx 路 M
He'll pencil me in his naughty list if I say. Oh wait, I'm already on it hehe 馃き
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xRedx 路 M
@SW-User 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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@xRedx 馃槈
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xRedx 路 M
@SW-User 馃槈馃槒
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thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
Ironically, he's a big fan of the dreidel. 馃馃構
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SW-User
@thepreposterouspanda Haha at least a hip replacement was better than the end of the world. You wouldn't have had the chance to feel old then.
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thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
@SW-User Very true! And the technology has come a long way too; I'm hoping when I have to get it worked on (in my 40s) that they'll be able to just print me a new hip. :3
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SW-User
@thepreposterouspanda Hopefully it'll make you feel younger haha
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Indy74 路 46-50, F
Any toy from the island of misfit toys!馃榿
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Indy74 路 46-50, F
@SW-User I believe so!! But, I'm not telling!!馃き
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SW-User
@Indy74 馃槒 Aight
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Indy74 路 46-50, F
@SW-User 馃槢
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AllelujahHaptism 路 36-40, M
Mrs clause lmao
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AllelujahHaptism 路 36-40, M
@SW-User now you've said that, I dare not even look haha
What do you think it is any way?
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SW-User
@AllelujahHaptism Lol Well...I'm sure he has a collection of adult toys
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AllelujahHaptism 路 36-40, M
@SW-User lmao maybe yeah, just hope he keeps them away from the elves O.O that'd have to constitute abuse right? Lmao
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Drewman 路 46-50, M
His naughty and nice book....it is so damn manipulative
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@Drewman I couldn't care less about getting on the nice list 馃き
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Drewman 路 46-50, M
@SW-User yeah I have given up on that long ago
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SW-User
@Drewman Haha
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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 路 41-45, MVIP
The naughty list
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SW-User
@SW-User Haha no wonder he has a perverted smile and two red cheeks
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SW-User
@SW-User now you get it. 馃槒馃槀
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SW-User
@SW-User Nah I've only said it now :P
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
馃巺 Ho ho hoooo. My, what a curious young girl you are. Old Saint Nick鈥檚 favorite toy is [big]YOU[/big] 馃槇馃槤
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SW-User
@SinlessOnslaught 馃槀 What an honor
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Viper 路 M
No one knows... because his favorite is the one he never gives away... so maybe Mrs. Claus? 馃槒
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SW-User
@Viper 馃槒 Must be her
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BeefySenpie 路 M
The remote controlled vibrator
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SW-User
@BeefySenpie And who would the vibrator go to?
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BeefySenpie 路 M
@SW-User Well if there's only one, I think there will be a few ladies fighting over it 馃き
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SW-User
@BeefySenpie 馃槀 That's rather nasty. I'd just watch them fighting over the vibrator from afar
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Valerian 路 100+, M
That could be you! 馃槒

Get any coolness for Christmas?
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SW-User
@Valerian Nope lol
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@SW-User Lol :P Maybe
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SW-User
@SW-User lol 馃槒
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JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
His red sports car.

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@JoyfulSilence I knew he was rich
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JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
@SW-User He resells all those free cookies and milk.
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BozoBoy 路 36-40, M
The dildo he uses on Mrs. Claus
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SW-User
@BozoBoy Lmao
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SubstantialKick 路 31-35, M
His wife?
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SW-User
@SubstantialKick Lol I'm not sure Mrs. Claus would be okay with being referred to as a "toy"
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SubstantialKick 路 31-35, M
@SW-User Good point 馃槀.
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SW-User
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SW-User
Red rider bb gun
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SW-User
@SW-User Lol!
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SW-User
@SW-User you'll shoot your eye out, kid
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FR0Z3NY0GURT 路 F
Naughty gals' booties
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SW-User
@FR0Z3NY0GURT Hahaha
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SW-User
Mrs. Claus? 馃き
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SW-User
@SW-User 馃槀 Hubba hubba
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SW-User
@SW-User 馃槀
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workathome 路 51-55, M
fleshlite
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@workathome 馃槄 Flashlight?
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Adaydreambeliever 路 56-60, F
Mrs Santa :)
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SW-User
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ozgirl512 路 26-30, F
Mrs Clause ?
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SW-User
@ozgirl512 Fair answer
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AbbySvenz 路 F
Mrs Claus
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@AbbySvenz I bet he rents a private igloo for them on the night of the 25th 馃槅
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CrustyDDingus 路 36-40, M
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Zonuss 路 41-45, M
A Nintendo.馃檪
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@Zonuss Oooo fun
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ImperialAerosolKidFromEP 路 46-50, M
Uh... something tells me you already know the answer and I'm a chump for not inferring it 馃
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ImperialAerosolKidFromEP 路 46-50, M
@SW-User ri-i-i-ight, because we Canadians all know each other (http://www.canada.com/life/santa+canadian+declares+citizenship+minister/1108430/story.html)
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SW-User
@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP Santa is Canadian??
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ImperialAerosolKidFromEP 路 46-50, M
@SW-User according to Parliament. Actually I was mad as hell that they made Santa a citizen but would give my wife and oz of status until we were married [b]2 years[/b]!!!
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basilfawlty89 路 31-35, M
His dildo
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@basilfawlty89 You mean...Mrs. Claus's strap-on? 馃き
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tenente 路 100+, M
my emotions 馃槶
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tenente 路 100+, M
@tenente oops my bad thought you said 'Satan' nvrmd
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SW-User
@tenente 馃槀 It's funny how just the different locations of the "n" can change the entire meaning
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