What is Santa's favorite toy?

@Rutterman 😱


Poor Rudolph. I see a lawsuit hovering over Santaland soon! #reindeertoo

@Rutterman 😂 Oh no...That's so fucked up

@SW-User Yes. And there have been nasty rumors about some of the elves.

@Rutterman I need to interrogate Will Ferrell about these rumors 🧐

@SW-User Yes, but not surprising. I mean what kind of pervert goes to shopping malls just to have little kids sit on his lap? 😦

@Rutterman I'm starting to suspect he's taken a page from Harvey Weinstein's book.🧐

@Rutterman 😳

@Rutterman I've always found that scenario worthy of raising some eyebrows

@SW-User I'm afraid you're right. Christmas will never be the same again. 😟

@Rutterman @SW-User that's it, let's "deck his halls"

@SW-User Let's do it now. This has been going on way too long. 🎅🤛

@Rutterman anybody got a Nutcracker?