His sack.

he plays with your toys while you’re sleeping 👀

Rudolph. And let's try to keep this from Mrs. Claus, okay?

His north pole?

His guns?

Q: What do you call a shark who delivers Christmas presents?
A: Santa Jaws!
😂

I’d imagine it’s the hoes. He’s always happily mentioning them not once or twice, but three times in a row and I’ve never see a man more jolly when bringing them up. He’s practically laughing with delight every time.

It's Rosey red and nvm

RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE

😳

His best elf. They’re just the right height.

The naughty list 📃

Ironically, he's a big fan of the dreidel. 🤔😋

I'll get on the naughty list of I tell you...

So you know those carrots your parents told you to leave out 'for Rudolph'... 🥕💩👀

He'll pencil me in his naughty list if I say. Oh wait, I'm already on it hehe 🤭

No one knows... because his favorite is the one he never gives away... so maybe Mrs. Claus? 😏

His red sports car.

His wife?

Any toy from the island of misfit toys!😁

The naughty list

That could be you! 😏

Get any coolness for Christmas?

Mrs. Claus? 🤭

i tell u when ur older let just say if u be naughty he be nice to u on christmas day 😂

Mrs clause lmao

Mrs Clause ?

Mrs Claus

Mrs Santa :)

Red rider bb gun

fleshlite

santa has a midget fetish, why else do you think he has elves as workers?

🎅 Ho ho hoooo. My, what a curious young girl you are. Old Saint Nick’s favorite toy is YOU 😈😝

The remote controlled vibrator

A Nintendo.🙂

Naughty gals' booties

The dildo he uses on Mrs. Claus

His naughty and nice book....it is so damn manipulative

Uh... something tells me you already know the answer and I'm a chump for not inferring it 🤔

His dildo

my emotions 😭