When two policemen knock on your door, what’s your first reaction?

SW-User

Sorry I'm out of donuts

LyricalOne · F

Soiling myself.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

It happened one night in a motel at 2 in the morning. Someone was shooting at the motel and the police were wondering if I heard anything. I hadn't.

EugenieLaBorgia · F

Always good!

WeighedDown · 36-40, M

Depends if I am guilty of anything or not.

Astro · 56-60, M

Wondering what I did wrong

SW-User

Shit, hide the illicit drugs 😂

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

Someone died

nem16 · 36-40, M

This happened to me on Thursday,I opened the door to see 2 cops standing there,I was like...er how can I help you? :p thankfully they were looking for the neighbors.

indyjoe · 56-60, M

I'd be curious and maybe a little confused as to why they are there, but I'd answer the door and greet them like I would for anyone else.

SW-User

they know they can't take me single handed

Fernie · F

I ask for their ID to be slipped under the door

BrattyMel · 31-35, F

Grab my prescription for syringes 🤷🏼‍♀️

DukeOfEarle · M

Yes sir. Come in officer. [image deleted]