If your religion's beliefs were proven to be false, what religion would be your "second choice" and why?

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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

I would kill Bob, our only true false god, first. Then I would become a monk in a fake monastery I'm about to build,

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

You cannot defy the ineffable will of Bob! It’s ineffable! And also Bob wants you all to send me money 😁 @ZonkeyBalls

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@Zaphod42 I will send you five cents. That's your current market value.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Hey! I...yeah, ok, that’s about right 😂 @ZonkeyBalls