the one next to it is the alpha. LOL
Nimbus · M
@YourMomsSecretCrush I can't argue with that :)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Toe rings won’t be a flattering look for your feet
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti How about a nose piercing?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Nimbus That’d probably keep people distracted enough not to be checking those toes out.
Nimbus · M
Greengiant65 · 80-89, M
It means that you won't wear out your socks so quickly!
Nimbus · M
@Greengiant65 lol, good point!
4meAndyou · F
It means your other toes are growing longer preparatory to going back to gripping tree branches. 🙉
Riverman · 56-60, M
Its not that short.

SW-User
when the second toe suddenly seem longer than the big toe
you know you're growing old
lol
you know you're growing old
lol
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Yikes.
That's it!
That's it!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Good lord I don't know but those hairs need plucking.
Nimbus · M
@pennynoodles Wait till you see the legs! :)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Hairy legs are fine.@Nimbus
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
Your an alien lol
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes That explains a lot ;)
AbbeyRhode · F
You finally cut your big toenail. 😜
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode You're closer to the truth that you'll ever know :)
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus Lol! 😄
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Means your bored!!
smiler2012 · 61-69
nimbus if that little piggy went too market it would be laughed at
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 lolol,
shuhak · M
* That you're dumb as a box of rocks (and maybe you should consider moving said box so you wont keep stubbing your toe on it all the time).
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shuhak · M
@Nimbus
Some rocks are millions of years old (long-lived. The pet rock you have now might have once belonged to Adam or Eve).
You've never heard of a weather forecasting rock? You know, if it's wet it's raining, if it's dry it's not raining, if its white its snowing, if it's gone there's a tornado....
I want to see you teach a rock to swim. Go ahead. You put 'em in a swimming pool and they instantly sink like... well.. like a rock. Word of caution - never get into an underwater breath holding contest with one of them. You'll lose every time. (I think they cheat)
Some rocks are millions of years old (long-lived. The pet rock you have now might have once belonged to Adam or Eve).
You've never heard of a weather forecasting rock? You know, if it's wet it's raining, if it's dry it's not raining, if its white its snowing, if it's gone there's a tornado....
I want to see you teach a rock to swim. Go ahead. You put 'em in a swimming pool and they instantly sink like... well.. like a rock. Word of caution - never get into an underwater breath holding contest with one of them. You'll lose every time. (I think they cheat)
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Second toe being longer is called a Mortons toe
Nimbus · M
@FeetAreFantastic Correct.