What does it mean if you have a short big toe ... ?

@shuhak I dunno, some rocks make good pets :)

@Nimbus True; I may have dissed rocks prematurely. Not only are pet rocks long-lived (most live through multiple owners), but they're also excellent weather forecasters.


Note: pet rocks are lousy swimmers. It doesn't matter how much you try to teach them, they just can't seem to get it. However, they are good at holding their breath underwater for a very long time.

@shuhak lol, now ya got me 🤔

@Nimbus
Some rocks are millions of years old (long-lived. The pet rock you have now might have once belonged to Adam or Eve).

You've never heard of a weather forecasting rock? You know, if it's wet it's raining, if it's dry it's not raining, if its white its snowing, if it's gone there's a tornado....

I want to see you teach a rock to swim. Go ahead. You put 'em in a swimming pool and they instantly sink like... well.. like a rock. Word of caution - never get into an underwater breath holding contest with one of them. You'll lose every time. (I think they cheat)

@shuhak THanks.

All clear now :)