What will people say at your funeral?

Welp..I guess she's dead..anyone wanna go to papa johns after? 🍕

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Well I dont want a funeral, my wife knows that and knows I dont want a funeral. My mother hates funerals and knows I dont want one, but then again she does have funny ideas sometimes. so if a funeral did happen? What would people say. Well none of my friends would be there, my wife wouldn't be there. It'd be just my mother's family and what's left of my Dad's. My Dad wouldn't be there because he'd figure why bother. Most likely people wouldn't have anything to say about me. They'd just talk about whatever was happening in their lives and enjoy the food.

"Maybe we should have buried him deeper. I'm worried the coyotes might get him."

Is there a buffet after?

Oh good, he's gone.

She brightened the room when she walked it, lifted other people up, you didn't have to guess what her position was, she was authentic; and most of all, fiercely loved her daughter.

“He lived fast, chose to burn out instead of fading away, he died standing up for what’s right, never feared the consequence.

I work on the theory that if most folk can say....."He did no harm" I'd take that as a win.
As for the funeral itself, fewest words possible then hit the bar !

Cremation, if happens would be a quiet affair. Family is more into praying & don't encourage convo/s in such situations.

They'll hardly be any there in how I keep friends, and I'm the youngest in my family

Nothing I’ll be alone in death as in life

Idk, i just want them to play britney spears and punk music at my funeral

"At least she died doing something she loved...hoeing"

*in the bar* Damn = she has gone ... just when it was her round.

I really don't know.
And it also doesn't matter. I will be dead.

Nothing because no one really knows me.

Bunch of generic nice stuff.

Not having one. Easy.

he was still so young

She was kind

He seemed ok 🤷

😂

Idk f em