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36-40, M
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Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of isis and Al Qaeda said on Friday that they were totally perplexed as to why Donald J. Trump had not yet invited them to the White House. The terror chiefs said that, as sworn enemies of the United Stat...
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“Okaaaay. That’s going to be special.”
Director of National Intelligence Daniel Coats expresses surprise at the news that Trump is inviting Putin to meet in the US. White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the planned visit in a tweet, saying that national security ad...
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23 hrs ago
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Me yesterday.
I'm having a perfect moment !
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Trump doesn't believe it was the Russians, because his BFF Putin told him so. But he believes it was the Russians, because that's what his intelligence services categorically told him ... but it could have been other people also, but he alw...
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1 day ago
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I love these lyrics!
I've been to London, seen seven wonders I know to trip is just to fall I used to rock it, sometimes I'd roll it I always knew what it was for References to LSD, heroin and weed, all in the opening lines. Awesome riffs, too.
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How do you say "make him squeal like a pig!" in Russian?
I keep coming back to this picture. I thought it just captured a power dynamic, but other SW'ers detected shame. Looking at it again really makes me wonder what happened in those two hours behind closed doors...
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2 days ago
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What do you think of Pickle Rick and what would you do to him?
I think he's frickin' hilarious!
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2 days ago
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Trump drops the ball again ...
White House denies Trump said Russia no longer targeting U.S. Apparently Trump was asked if he agreed with his own security agencies' assessment that Russia was still targeting the US. He said "No." But according to Sarah Sanders, wh...
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2 days ago
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A lot of people on this bus
Have behavioral problems. And my seat smells heavily of weed, courtesy of a prior passenger. Crap, I think I'm getting a contact high. I can't afford to be stoned this early in the day!
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3 days ago
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I remember my first beer
I'm kidding. I don't. I had already done a metric shitload of tequila beforehand, so about that evening I can't remember... well, shit.
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3 days ago
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The picture says it all ...
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3 days ago
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So you voted for a complete idiot ...
Don't let anyone tell you he is a traitor, or that he thinks his fragile ego is more important than national security. So yes, he did back the KGB, and throw his own people, and the American government, and all of America under a Russian train....
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3 days ago
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Who cares if Trump colluded with Russia in 2016?
The important thing is that he's colluding now.
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4 days ago
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Kim Jong Un Upset to Learn That Trump Is Seeing Other Dictators
According to an aide close to the North Korean leader, Kim was “devastated” to see images of Trump warmly embracing another dictator in Helsinki on Monday. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kim-jong-un-upset-to-learn-that-trump-...
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4 days ago
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What is Trump going to give Putin for making him President?
Ukraine? Syria? Estonia? All three Baltic states? Finland? Place your bets!
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Jul 16, 2018
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Summarize your weekend in five words or less.
Mine: Painfully stupid meets comfortably numb.
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Jul 16, 2018
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The Russian military hacked the Clinton campaign....
... the same day Trump publicly asked them to. 🤔
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Jul 14, 2018
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Could Trump look more guilty....
Or the Republicans less interested in national security, than they do right now? Hard to think how they could pull it off ...
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Jul 13, 2018
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Bye-bye alliance of democracies...
Goodbye liberalized trade. It was fun while it lasted. Welcome back, creeping authoritarianism, racist nationalism and beggar-thy-neighbour economics. We didn't realize how much we missed you. (Last time with you didnt end well.)
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Jul 13, 2018
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Once in a while I do a shitload of THC ...
It's like an enema for the brain. It leaves me depressed and depersonalized, but also thoughtless and contemplative. Anyone else do something similar?
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Jul 12, 2018
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