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MessieNessie

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Hi, I collect gifts. Send me one, okay?

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Melissa Joan Hart fan club

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Post your favorite pics of Melissa Joan Hart here.

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Check out my fan art

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By @CountScrofula

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MessieNessie's Whiteboard - Post Nudes

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My husband is leaving for deployment

If one more Karen thanks me for my husband's service I'm gonna punch her in her smiling face for thinking she did something.

Ladies, what would you do if you found out your husband was on Grindr?

What did you get for Christmas?

I got holiday stress and nothing 😅 At least the kids are happy. Side note, I'm thinking of smashing my husband's PS5.

Bragging time, tell me how many SW coins you have ...

So I can steal them 😘

How long did your longest relationship last?

And why was it a mistake?

Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes were at my local dispensary last week

I didn't go cause I was too high lol No seriously...they were promoting weed.

If I give you a gift ...

Will you kiss my ass? 😘

Can we chat? You are beautiful

My beautiful profile picture: 😅

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I'm gonna sell your memes and create NFTs with them

That's okay with you, right?

I feel personally victimized and attacked right now

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Hi, I'm a catfish.

send me all your money

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Who is the worse SW user?

Besides me and yourself...

I've seemed to lost my touch ...

Can I borrow yours?

So there's this guy's and ...

Hey guys, I think I'm drunk

Can anyone tell me fun facts about turtles? Besides that they love pizza, know kung fu, they're named after artists, and love living in sewers. 😬

I heard you like bad girls...

I have debt from unpaid store cards I took out in my early 20's. Tell me how naughty I am. 🥺

Help, I'm a virgin who can't drive.

Any tips or pointers?

Weed, cool or hella cool?

No lame answers. 👎

Did I ever tell anyone I have two babies now?

If anyone is missing a baby check my house.

The Melissa Joan Hart Fan Club has dismembered

Low attendance and approval ratings. This is the biggest upset in all club(s ever in) history, bigger than Ouran not getting a 2nd season.

What did I use the yam for?

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me ...

And I was like "lol cool what does that even mean". 😬🤷‍♀️

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