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RemovedUsername684729 · 26-30, M
I'd probably laugh cause there's nothing ever in my fridge. Then I'd cry cause there's nothing ever in my fridge

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@RemovedUsername684729 😂 I’d probably laugh with you
RemovedUsername684729 · 26-30, M
@SW-User ❤️❤️
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
I’d ask you to make me a sandwich. 😊
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Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
@SW-User And whats wrong with being crazy? HMMM?
*Taps foot*
*Taps foot*

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@Groofydorkgerdo I’m not sure where you’re coming at with that lol
DarthMalia · 26-30, F
lol depends on how tired i am lol

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@DarthMalia Somebody’s on LSD tonight 😏
DarthMalia · 26-30, F
@SW-User lol unfortunately no sober af lol anyway as much fun this is i have to go to bed very tired lol goodnight new friend XD

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@DarthMalia Sweet dreams mah goddess 😂

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The fridge ain't big enough for the two of us ಠ_ಠ
Step aside, ma'am
Step aside, ma'am

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@SW-User I was kidding. You’re no sleeping beauty. You’re a sleeping beast! 😂 No beauty sleep for you, Shrek
Go to sleeeep and dreeeam of her 😏
Go to sleeeep and dreeeam of her 😏

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@SW-User gn

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@SW-User Gnite mate!
Peaceful · F
I'd laugh and wonder what you thought you'd find there.
Peaceful · F
@SW-User show me the way! 🤗

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@Peaceful *takes you to North Carolina where I live and cooks you some authentic homemade Vietnamese dishes* ❤️
Peaceful · F
@SW-User I would love it so much! 🤗💜
arthurca · M
You must know and remember I have a box of ice cream sandwich cookies there.
I'd let you finish them off.
I'd let you finish them off.
arthurca · M
Yes, way. We could share them then go get more.

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@arthurca What brand of ice cream sandwich do you have? Fat Boy?
arthurca · M
@SW-User A plain grocery store brand. I found those taste better.

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I'd check to see if you had eaten my favourite bean salad.. if so you'd be punished.. if not then i'd go back to sleep.

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@SW-User 😂

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@SW-User 😛 🤗

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@SW-User 🤗🤗🤗
I'd scream GHOST 👻 and run away like Roadrunner.... 🤣

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@Vivaci Aw :/ I’m sorry to hear that. I hope he’s still healthy
@SW-User He's a health conscious freak... Doesn't have even one extra bite of food... 😱 crazy teenager he is..

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@Vivaci Dang...tell him he’s at the age of growing. He needs nutritions 😱
SethGreene531 · M
Help yourself to everything, but my botttle of soda in the bottom door.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
SethGreene531 · M
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🤗😄
Oh...my soda.....
But, that's quite alright..I think she's needed it more than I did. It went to a good place.☕🤗
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Oh...my soda.....
But, that's quite alright..I think she's needed it more than I did. It went to a good place.☕🤗

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@SethGreene531 That made me legit smile 😆🤗
SethGreene531 · M
LOL...😀 fantastic.
😮 id think i was dreaming

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@Dewms 😂 Never thought one day you’d meet me for the first time ever in your kitchen? 😏
@SW-User not in the kitchen 😏😏

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@Dewms 😱😳
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
I’d ask you what you were about to do with my Ice Cream 😂😘
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
Well you can just have my Ice Cream then ... Enjoy it and don’t eat it all at once or you will get indigestion 😂😘@SW-User

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@LondonCowboy Aw how considerate of you 😘
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@SW-User I am Good as well as Bad 😊 😘
lightningblue · 26-30, M
you unlocked yourself from the basement ?

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@lightningblue You crazy owner...I’m no longer your pet! 😒 *throws the tracker away*
lightningblue · 26-30, M
@SW-User there's still the chocolate cake

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@lightningblue 😣 *slowly crawls back*
Degbeme · 70-79, M
First wondering how you got in. Then you best be cooking... 😒

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Haha, ask if you wanted to go out and buy some street food.
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@SW-User That would be awesome!
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Noblety · M
"No food. How about a taco bell run?"

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@Noblety But me have no money 😢
Noblety · M
@SW-User If I'm eating, you're eating.

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@Noblety Are you paying for the tacos then? 😁
ticklerguy · M
I'd say time to stop drinking I'm clearly seeing things

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@ticklerguy Lol Good plan!
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
Make me something too plz

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@5thApprentice I’m no wifey material 😒 *attempts to escape with your food on my hands*
Reject · 26-30, M
*worries about you judging the contents of my fridge* 😣

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@Reject Then we would turn up some light guitar music in the back while dining and having deep conversations about everything...
Reject · 26-30, M
@SW-User Talk about a perfect night. 💕 You understand. 🤗

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@Reject I’m glad that I do 🤗
Yorkiedaddy · 46-50, M
I’d ask why you’d come all the way to the UK to be in my fridge

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@Yorkiedaddy Ooo I love chocolate!
Yorkiedaddy · 46-50, M
@SW-User who doesn’t

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@Yorkiedaddy I know someone who doesn’t lol
ticklerguy · M
Gotcha!! I'd Say
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User Won't help once my fingers are dancing up your sides,hehe

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@ticklerguy Riiiight lol
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User Starts poking U
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@SW-User So nice you’d eat it and still think of it the next day 😏

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@SW-User Food and me are lovely, and I always would

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Get me something while you're in there

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@SW-User ok fine, you knew I was bluffing 😒 I'd share everything with you

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@SW-User Excellent 💜💜💜

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@SW-User 🖤
Give you a map and point to the microwave.

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@SomeLikeItHot Ooo!!! You’re the best! ❤️
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Eat to your heart’s content and if you dare I will scare up some dessert for ya😇
Eat to your heart’s content and if you dare I will scare up some dessert for ya😇

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@SomeLikeItHot Perfecto! ❤️❤️❤️
Arorin · M
Pass the cold pizza would you?

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@Arorin I’m not much of drinker either so just doctor peppers and pizza? 😁
Arorin · M
@SW-User sounds like a better plan!

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@Arorin Happy munching! 💜
FurryFace · 61-69, M
help yourself to those stacks of Jello strawberry and cheese cake cups , i got a lot of those

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@FurryFace Omg 🤗

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Middle of the night? I'd ask for water/and or wine and let you make whatever you could from the contents from the fridge for yourself :)

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@SW-User That’s incredibly sweet of you 🤗
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
I will ask you , if you want something? Because i wanna make you feel comfortable! And help you!

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@AngelKrish Awesome!
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
I'd go...
See anyghing......sigh, anything you like?
😙🍷🍳🥑🍌🍤👍🍽🍊
See anyghing......sigh, anything you like?
😙🍷🍳🥑🍌🍤👍🍽🍊

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@sighmeupforthat I love everything! *hugs the fridge*
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
@SW-User thinking about a well rounded breakie. ..
Gotta drop and shop for some produce.
And thankya ...
Be nice to have some one join in and shoot thy breeze while consuming essential nutrition.
Gotta drop and shop for some produce.
And thankya ...
Be nice to have some one join in and shoot thy breeze while consuming essential nutrition.

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@sighmeupforthat You’re welcome and thanks for not booting me out of your house! 😂
okaybut · 56-60, M
Ask you to pass me the pickles... 😚

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@okaybut Omg..you’re making me hungry big deal! 😱
okaybut · 56-60, M
@SW-User Don't worry...I have enough cheese and bread and butter for a few. 👍

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@okaybut Mmmm I’m up for it!
Allelse · 36-40, M
Well, since I've only seen a half of your face I'm not sure whether I'd recognise you right away. If I didn't recognise you I'd be wondering what the hell this strange young lady is doing in my kitchen and then I might call the cops. If I did recognise you I would have ALOT of questions, like did you know this was my house? If so, then how did you find my house? And why?

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@Allelse We would get through all the questions while dining 🥂
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User I'd have to go tell my wife too. Or we'd get in big trouble if she woke up to find me eating, in the middle of the night with Alex from sw. she might think we were up to no good!

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@Allelse 😂 That was near death! Yeah tell her before she decides to eat us with ham and cheese
adhane05 · 31-35, M
Open the freezer if you like ice cream. 🍦

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@adhane05 Absolutely!
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i would push you into the fridge, close the fridge door and run away! .. nah i'm kidding :D .. or am i ? 👽
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@SW-User I’ve given you all my Ice Cream ... You can’t still be hungry 😂😘

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@LondonCowboy I’m a wild animal 😆
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@SW-User I know you are Miss ... You don’t have to tell me that !! 😂😘
SINAI · T
Close the door, I'm tryna sleep.

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@SINAI Oops! I will *closes the door and continues chewing your baked goods from the fridge*
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@monimathu That’s too unhealthy for me lol
Bushranger · 70-79, M
You're safe as long as you leave my Tim Tams alone.

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@Bushranger You have Tim Tams?! 😍

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Pass me a bottle of water please? Thanks goodnight *yawns*

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@SW-User Lol That was easy....*stands still and waits for you to head off to your room*
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
grab me a yogurt

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@texasdaddydom 😳 I..uh...chewed on them
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User good teeth are sexy

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@texasdaddydom Thanks 😁
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@SW-User 😄... PM

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@iMystery That has nothing to do with my hunger, sir! *slowly backs away with a bag full of food*
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@SW-User 🤣
Wishingwellguy · 46-50, M
Ask if you had left anything for me to share , but usually mr fridge is a little sparse

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@Wishingwellguy Aw don’t worry I can be a light eater 🤗🤗🤗

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I would assume that you had no food of your own 🤔

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@SW-User You’re an angel 😇

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@SW-User Glad I could help 😁.

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@SW-User 🤗 *disappears into the night*

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I’d ask you to pass me some water.

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@SW-User Lol
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
I’d probably be in the fridge before you

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@HijabaDabbaDoo *looks at the fridge* Aaah!

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¬_¬ ...I'll ask who are you, what are you doing raiding my fridge for?

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@SW-User I’m Alex1610 and I’m here for food lmao

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I don’t want to see you disappointed
Stares at you blankly 😐😐😐

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@YukikoAmagi *eats nervously and swallows slowly* 😶
Mordi · 31-35, M
I sleep in the fridge. 🙄 You would have ran away. 🙄

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smiler2012 · 61-69
alex1610👍 OUT NOW 😀

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@smiler2012 Meanie
smiler2012 · 61-69
[Alex1610] 😁 not seriously
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
Holy crotchamalogicals soaking in efferdent. ..
Yr query hath received 282+ replies.
Yr query hath received 282+ replies.

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@sighmeupforthat 😂 I got used to it
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
@SW-User 🥂salute!!!

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@sighmeupforthat Ayyy 🥂
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
humm I don’t know my husband is one of those shoot first ask questions later kind

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@Deadcutie 😂 Rogered that
gummybears · F
I’d let you eat you poor kid and then call the cops maybe 🤔
gummybears · F
@SW-User I hope so.. have fun 😋

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@gummybears 😆 Unbelievable....
gummybears · F
@SW-User you try to 😂

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I'd have to figure a way of getting my dog off your face, he's very protective.

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@SW-User Lol I’d throw him some stuff from the fridge and hope he’d be friendlier 😆
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