If you found me in your kitchen with the fridge opened in the middle of the night, how would you react to that?

@SW-User Can’t I just have the cereal pleazzzz? 😢

@SW-User stop using my sympathy against me ;__;

Go ahead....and.....eeeeaatttt

My........ ccccccereallll



I done said it

@SW-User Aw that’s my bro! 😆

@SW-User DON'T AWW MEE!!

Do you know how much manliness it takes to sacrifice my CEREAL for your happiness?? ;_;

It's sheer manliness

@SW-User Yes, indeed 😁 And the manly man of the year award goes to...*drum rolls*...Pirate!!!! 😆

@SW-User okay, YOU just awarded yourself with the most HONEST and SWEET person on SW 😏
I'm going to hype you so hard that yoh grandparents will spart clapping from behond the grave ಠ_ಠ

@SW-User That’s so touching 😢 I’m tearing up!

@SW-User and my English is broken cuz I'm drunk with slee and am too lazy to fix my comments 😂

So you'd better be ready

@SW-User 😂 Go to sleep. Not anyone can catch up with my inner nocturnal animal

@SW-User DON'T CHALLENGE ME!

I WILL NOT STOP TIL YOU LOSE!! 😈
You know who I am

@SW-User Yeah I know who you are, sleepyhead 😆 I’mma leave a pillow there for you in case you pass out

@SW-User I don't need pillows. I slept on rocks before XD
I am beyond the level of softness

@SW-User Because you’re manly? 😏

@SW-User nah, cuz in Africa, I slept on a hill *_*

But, yes v_v
Manliness had to be involved. You're right

@SW-User 😂 You’re in Amurrica now, buddy! We sleep on pillows. Have you heard of them? 😆

@SW-User not since I was out there getting attacked by camels and rams and having to take it like a boss

(Lowkey, that camel kicked me so fricken hard I thought it broke my leg. The impact took me down XD)

And SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

@SW-User You have underestimated the power of a pillow 😆 Seriously, there was a pillow war festival held a few years ago that resulted in many people dying from joining the fight...

@SW-User are you serous?

@SW-User I don’t see why I would not be 😂

@SW-User it seems rather impossible to be defeated by such.. such a fluffy weapon :v
I have been through so much that death by pillow is almost unimaginable

@SW-User There’s a million ways to die 😏

@SW-User but the tough don't die easy! 😝

I gtg sleeeeeepppp
I didn't lose this night owl battle >__>
Just a break....

Okay. Just think of it .. as a break

@SW-User That’s a long break lol 😆 Until next time, my rival! Goodnight 💤

@SW-User goodnight 😂
I'll cya whenever ya wake up

Cuz lowkey, when I falla sleep, Sleeping Beauty's curse hits me and nothing in the world can wake me up. Literally

@SW-User Until Dewms snogs you and saves you from your eternal beauty sleep 😏😂