If you found me in your kitchen with the fridge opened in the middle of the night, how would you react to that?

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lightningblue · 26-30, M

you unlocked yourself from the basement ?

SW-User

@lightningblue I chewed on the lock and it fell apart...Nothing beats my hunger!!!

lightningblue · 26-30, M

@SW-User they said chocolate locks were the best :/

SW-User

@lightningblue They weren’t wrong 😏 *jumps out of the window and disappears into the wilderness*

lightningblue · 26-30, M

@SW-User I wont even chase you, you will be back
there's a chocolate cake in the kitchen
and you have a tracker

SW-User

@lightningblue You crazy owner...I’m no longer your pet! 😒 *throws the tracker away*

lightningblue · 26-30, M

@SW-User there's still the chocolate cake

SW-User

@lightningblue 😣 *slowly crawls back*