I’m cleaning behind the furniture today And underneath wish me luck If you don’t hear from me...

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

My worst nightmare is cleaning the Garage 😐 it's a Fvcking Mess like a Tornado came inside the Garage to go all Taz

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

It’s going terrible I’m now shoe shopping

MellyMel22 · F

That was me a couple of months ago behind my couch 😩 Damn kids ruin everything 🤨

You won't find a black hole behind the couch, just a portal leading to the sock void.

Rolexeo · 26-30, M

Ok, we'll send you food until we can get you out. What you want from Wendy's?

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

Lol or the dust bunnies got cha.

VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M

My gf is still missing under the couch. Poor soul

Classified · M

You're h braver than I 🥲

SW-User

Want my address? 👀

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Hmm, is there such a thing as vampire dust bunnies?

NeoNeo · 46-50, M

Are you out or should we call 911?

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

Oof, you shoulda gotten black hole insurance