Wake up Americans, it's boring in here....

@brainrapist
Your morning dic appointment is scheduled. 10:00 AM ⌚✍

@BluntSm0ker I’m gey

@brainrapist
I'll straighten you out.

@ostfuidctyvm
What in the actual f*ck..

@BluntSm0ker Milton Keynes has a stupidly excessive number of roundabouts and they used to be sponsored too. Like there'd be a sign saying this roundabout is sponsored by Tampax, etc 🙄

@BluntSm0ker I wanted to vomit from all of the round abouts

@AdmiralPrune
U forgot,

"I don't understand soccer but...........fill in the blank"

@BluntSm0ker Given the amount of septics wearing England shirts at our final game, I think they’ve got the message. And I suppose the sheer volume of booze England and Scotland drank would be a mini economic boost for the otherwise glum east states.

@Degbeme
We don't want your kind here.

@0uijaFinger
That's cruelty yo.

@BluntSm0ker

@0uijaFinger
Cooking it's own jumbo sausage.

@mindstruggle
You're operating from habibi time zone.

@BluntSm0ker
I work night shift, soooooo

@mindstruggle
How's the traffic there?

@BluntSm0ker good one

@cherny
🗣 I said...

@BluntSm0ker

@empanadas
Imagine this site just full of Brits...I would delete my account.

@BluntSm0ker oh we know bro, we know