summersong · F
Enough already. You're fine.
caccoon · 36-40

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This Metal guy loves his metal!

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@SW-User 👍

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Start loving yourself already

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@SW-User Indeed. :)
Majorlatency · M
I was tying up my running shoes yesterday and spotted what looks like a pimple on my bottom..
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@Majorlatency What's a little pain if it allows you to canoe with me on the high tension walls of a tsunami?
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User true.. my bottom and its angst will be a constant reminder of you.

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@Majorlatency That's more like it! Lol
Evansville · 56-60, M
Live your life with others in mind.

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@Evansville Sweet. :)
Hosking · 31-35, M
You will always love her.

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@Hosking :)

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i don't want to answer this because i can't think of something funny to say

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@SW-User And yet, here you are, lol. The irony.

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@SW-User 😏
shaelan · 41-45, M
My newest nickname rhymes with my real name.

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@shaelan The nickname here on SW? Your avi name?
shaelan · 41-45, M
@SW-User The name 'shaelan' is in no way involved.
YoMomma ·
need to restructure
Aperson · M
I have got feelings for you.

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@Aperson 👀

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I'm a bit sunburnt

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@SW-User Uff that must sting.

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@SW-User probably will, just a few random patches I missed

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CtrlAltDelicious, even with this hideous hangover, your company is a delight.

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@SW-User Lovely, lol.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
I will never be happy

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@Jackaloftheazuresand Sorry to hear that.

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I have a mole on my chest, and upper right thigh
BabyLonia · F
I need to sleep

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I like big butts and I can not lie.

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@SW-User How big?

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@SW-User Pretty big.

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You goof.
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@CopperCicada sorry

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Anyone who messes about with me better beware they will never get away with it

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@SW-User You are back!

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@SW-User There was a reason i left and the plan worked i know which 5 people flagged my profile and got me the warning they are all blocked now 2 of them were actually friends but its ok because what comes around goes around and they will be sorry they ever tried their shit on me by the time im finished with them
caccoon · 36-40
You're doing all right, bitch.

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@caccoon Lol sure. Just checking. :D
caccoon · 36-40
@SW-User I'd never call you a bitch!! :O 🤗 I'm so sorry it looked that way!

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@caccoon Lol no! Don't be.🤗
tenente · 100+, M
Bacon is my spirit animal 🙄

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@tenente Lol after you cook it? :P