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Majorlatency · M
I was tying up my running shoes yesterday and spotted what looks like a pimple on my bottom..

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@Majorlatency How far under and over did you go to spot that? LOL
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User Pretty far under. Luckily for me I jog naked so it was easy to spot. Anyway I thought I'd share that as it is deeply personal..

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@Majorlatency 🤣
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User please don't tell anyone else..

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@Majorlatency My lips are sealed. But I cannot guarantee all the other eyes who also witnessed your confession. 👀
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User Thank you. Along with your beauty, kindness and unrelinquishing love for me that's why I know you and I were meant to be.. I hope the pimple is not a show stopper!

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@Majorlatency You're a hilarious man. :D
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User See.. ! Anyway I will perch atop my roof today, stare east and know my gaze will in approximately 5,709 km fall upon yours gazing westward. Our eyes will meet as if across a room.
Can you sense the tension mounting?
Can you sense the tension mounting?

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@Majorlatency Like a Tsunami wall? 👀
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User Ha see! I knew it! Come with me and we will surf the Tsunami into the sunset.
We can't take a canoe as my bottom hurts so whatever activity we plan I will have to remain standing..
We can't take a canoe as my bottom hurts so whatever activity we plan I will have to remain standing..

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@Majorlatency What's a little pain if it allows you to canoe with me on the high tension walls of a tsunami?
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User true.. my bottom and its angst will be a constant reminder of you.

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@Majorlatency That's more like it! Lol