What does your disclaimer say?

Social, witty, extrovert leaning and loves to make connections until you don't stfu or are loud AF.

Then I think of Dateline episodes that may apply to you.

Warning: May spontaneously break into song, overthink simple texts, or provide unsolicited fun facts. Contents may be hotter than they appear (especially when caffeinated). Not responsible for bad puns, dance moves in public, or accidentally quoting movies in serious conversations. Use with laughter. Batteries not included.

No not disturb

Loves hugs 🥰… no touchies 😑

Has serious emotional deficits and is very likely on the spectrum. Will ghost at a moment's notice 👏

Results may vary, non-refundable, missing some key parts, will not obey orders, and doesn't float in water.

Will bite.

-Might have grown up in nuclear testing zone-