It's bad enough most of these charities you've never heard of that solicit for donations in the mall are scams -

But when the hippy with the clipboard and disapproving glare when you ghosted them is out in the parking lot next to his brand new Mercedes... You just have to lock him in the trunk of his car don't you? No, not really, it was just a thought. He probably thought I was being nice when he saw me smile at him.