That I’m very self-confident because of the way I carry myself. I’ve always had a very flamboyant personality, but it’s nothing more than an act

That my opinion doesn't count because of my age

That I am from Texas...I am , but they always assume that

That I am married

That I'm hung like a horse. Sadly, not true.

That I'm straight.

I get assumed that I'm unfriendly due to how I look. Quite the opposite actually.

People seem to always assume I have some exotic ethnicity.

That I'll feed them. I'm the family cook.

That I'm goodlookin'. It's true!

That I’m wealthy.

People tend to assume I hate kids. When I was younger, family members tended to assume that I dreamed of marrying a man just like dad. Both assumptions are dead wrong.

That I'm a nice person

Confidence

I’m easy

That I'll have sex with them if they flirt enough. Spoilers: no, I won't.

That I'm nasty but I'm not . I might be odd but not nasty

I'm queer. They're right.

Don't know, don't care.

That I'm a loser

That I'm always nice, or that I'm stupid and a push over.

I don't usually call people out on their shit so they assume I'm naive. Until I do and then they're taken aback.

They assume I'm angry about something as a result of my facial structure.

That I am happy

That I care, I might steal something or I'm a recent immigrant